How do I earn 44 status to write for the feature sections?

[Le Sheng Liu]

Someone please point me the way. Here is my blog if you need proof of my writing skills.
http://covergirlsthedocumentary.blogspot.com/

[Makulita]

... Attain Black Belt status. Quick! Perform the 44 Movements and Stances of the Righteous Fist!

[Tyger Durden]

... Attain Black Belt status. Quick! Perform the 44 Movements and Stances of the Righteous Fist!

Sorry, but I was under the impression that to attain "44 Black Belt" status one had to fill out the order form located in the back of a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle comic book.

My bad.

[Makulita]

D and lopes were complaining about juice box stains. So they changed it to something that requires better motor skills.

[Tyger Durden]

D and lopes were complaining about juice box stains. So they changed it to something that requires better motor skills.

Yes, I have also heard of 'wax on' and 'wax off' developing better motor skills.

However, walking along paper layed across the floor without ripping it apart is more advanced and I highly doubt anyone here has reached that level or ever will.

[nightshade]

Sorry, but I was under the impression that to attain "44 Black Belt" status one had to fill out the order form located in the back of a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle comic book.

My bad.

I bought mine off eBay. Collecting all those UPCs was too much work.

[Makulita]

Yes, I have also heard of 'wax on' and 'wax off' developing better motor skills.

However, walking along paper layed across the floor without ripping it apart is more advanced and I highly doubt anyone here has reached that level or ever will.

That's where mastering your ancestral chi comes in though.

[Dialectic]

To chime in for a sec here, Lopan and I have begun to discuss the next major evolution of the site. We're looking into setting up F44s as a sort of AA Huffington Post, where anyone can sign on and blog from here (I suppose we'd need some efficient approval process, though). If we can actually do this and people actually sign up (both far from certain), there would be two major changes:

1. We'd get more posts and more post-diversity
2. People would no longer consider us a monolithic entity where every poster "represents" us (which is happening now), but rather, regard us as more of a "container" or structure than the content itself.

Maybe. I could also be talking out of my ass.

[xian]

To chime in for a sec here, Lopan and I have begun to discuss the next major evolution of the site.

Maybe. I could also be talking out of my ass.

How is this any different from now?

[lopan]

How is this any different from now?

It'll be different... considerably different.

[ellencho]

It'll be different... considerably different.
Do you mean D finally had that special surgery to turn his peen into a vajay?

[Le Sheng Liu]

Fuck none of you are answering my question seriously. Good thing I'm stoned right now. Gives me a reason not to care.

[Tyger Durden]

Fuck none of you are answering my question seriously. Good thing I'm stoned right now. Gives me a reason not to care.

I think of your request very seriously and would grant it, but alas, I'm in no position to do so, hence my semi-serious responses (more serious than they think though) in this thread.

Good luck LSL. If you got good material, why not have a stage in which to present it? I appreciate artistic endeavors and I'll be pulling for you man.

[Dialectic]

Do you mean D finally had that special surgery to turn his peen into a vajay?

Why turn one when you can have both?!

I was totally serious about the Huffington Post thing. With our next major structural change, everyone here will be able to blog off our site if they wish.