"Squirrel Catapult"

[nskripchun]

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f5d_1172741350&p=1

Cruel? Probably.

Hilarious? Definitely.

[ellencho]

Any time you can outsmart a squirrel it's awesome. But there is a mushy softy in me who feels a little bit bad because I worry about injuries. :( I am a weemp.

[Scowl]

Each squirrel shot from that thing probably died slowly and painfully.

[ellencho]

I knew I saw you standing below that balcony with a cleaver!!! At the very least you could have posted it in food porn.

[nskripchun]

Mmmm... squirrel!

[Scowl]

I knew I saw you standing below that balcony with a cleaver!!! At the very least you could have posted it in food porn.

And give away my secret recipe? Never! Damn, I guess I really am getting used to the south.

[atlasien]

From an early edition of the Joy of Cooking:

http://www.ethicurean.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/squirrels.jpg

[Scowl]

Wait, so there are actually squirrel recipes out there?

[nskripchun]

Wait, so there are actually squirrel recipes out there?

http://www.jerrysbaitandtackle.com/Recipes/Squirrel.htm

[Scowl]

Wow, what the fuck.

What the hell is wrong with these people? It's not fucking 1492, it's the 21st century. All that scalping people, trading beaver pelts and exploring the wilderness shit was done with years ago. America is supposed to be a modern, first world nation. What's next? People picking up roadkill to throw on the grill? Don't tell me they're doing that shit, too.

[kimtae]

Wow, what the fuck.

What the hell is wrong with these people? It's not fucking 1492, it's the 21st century. All that scalping people, trading beaver pelts and exploring the wilderness shit was done with years ago. America is supposed to be a modern, first world nation. What's next? People picking up roadkill to throw on the grill? Don't tell me they're doing that shit, too.

You know how white folks are, they'll eat just about anything:
Roadkill Cafe (http://user.pa.net/~nrwing/recipes.html)
Roadkill Quarterly (http://www.collideascope.com/rkq/spring-summer96/recipes.html)
The retired civil servant, whose favourite snack is badger sandwich, has been eating roadkill since he was 13. (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=9377&in_page_id=2)

[Scowl]

I have no witty comeback for that. I just don't know what to say.

I guess a part of me always knew, but just never wanted to believe, you know? I mean, you hear the stories, and you think to yourself, "Nah, that can't be true. No one would really do that." I guess you just shouldn't be surprised at anything at all these days.