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May 29th, 2007, 04:58 AM
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holy fucking shit!!!!!


Outdoors
Hog heaven: Taxidermist confirms monster pig
By Bran Strickland
Star Sports Editor
05-23-2007

Jamison Stone, left, and guide Keith O'Neal of Southeastern Trophy Hunters stand by the monster pig taken by Stone. The pig weighed in at 1,051 pounds. Photo: Southeastern Trophy Hunters





DELTA — It's real.

And it's big.

It's a really big pig.

Soon after the story began circulating on the Internet of 11-year-old Jamison Stone's harvest of a 1,051-pound feral hog in Delta, the doubters came out in droves.

But Jerry Cunningham, of Jerry's Taxidermy in Oxford, says he saw it right after it was taken. And he's the one currently in possession of the poker.

Cunningham was called on to handle the mounting of the animal. He said they told him it was a giant, and, after laying eyes on the animal, he says they weren't exaggerating.

“Biggest thing I'd ever seen,” he said. “… It's huge.”

According to Mike Stone, Jamison's father, the hog weighed 1,051 pounds.

It was weighed at the Clay County Farmer's Exchange in Lineville. Workers at the co-op verified that the scales used, basic truck scales, were recently certified by the state. However, no workers from the co-op were present when the hog was weighed.

Stone, a Pickensville resident, said the hog was also measured two different ways. Suspended from rear hoof to snout, he was 10 feet, 7 inches. From snout to tail, it was just more than 9 feet.

The only measurements that can currently be verified — because the hog is in post-processing mode — are sizes of the hog from the shoulder up, the method that the Stones are using to preserve their trophy. Cunningham will have to use those measurements to create a form for the mount, as prefab mounts do not come that big.

The circumference of the hog's head (across the ears) is 54 inches.

Around its shoulders, it's 74 inches.

And the length of its snout — from its eyes to the end of its nose — is 11 inches.

“I couldn't believe it,” Jamison said after he first saw it. “It was the size of a cow. It was huge.”

Perhaps as astounding as the size of the hog was how the story got out — or didn't. The old adage of news traveling fast in a small town wasn't quite the case.

Driving around the dusty backroads of the rural community of Delta, story of the monster pig wasn't widely known. Even in nearby Lineville, the picture that appeared on the front page of Tuesday's Anniston Star was the first many people had heard about it. But in cyberspace, the news has traveled a great deal faster. And let's just say people have gone hog wild.

In attempts to do something nice for his young son, Mike Stone created a Web site, www.monsterpig.com, to help show off his kill. He also created it to help cut down on the time of sending e-mail out to family and friends.

However, the simple concept of the Web site has grown into much, much more.

At the site is a simple recount of the animal, its size and what was used to harvest the hog. It also includes pictures, a way to contact Jamison and some of the e-mails he received — good and bad.

According to Stone, the host for the Web site (www.godaddy.com) said the number of requests — or hits — totaled 1,246,464 as of Monday.

Calls have come all the way from California, where Jamison appeared on a radio talk show. According to Mike Stone and the Web site, Jamison has gotten words of congratulation from Rickey Medlocke of Lynyrd Skynyrd, country music star Kenny Chesney, Tom Knapp of Benelli firearms and Jerry Miculek of Smith & Wesson.


The hunt
Just as it goes with skinning cats, there's more than one way to harvest a hog.

Some track them with dogs. Some wait them out in tree stands, and others — braver ones — stalk-hunt the creatures.

The Stones, manned with guides Keith O'Neal and Chris Williams, chose the latter when purchasing the hunt from Eddy Borden of Lost Creek Plantation.

It wasn't Stone's first time hog hunting at the preserve. Not long before his son's harvest, he had taken a feral swine himself. At the time, he said he was quite proud of it.

“It was about 600 pounds,” he said. “I thought it was massive at the time.”

After using the stalk-hunting method, the weapon of choice was a modified .50-caliber pistol that had been modified with a holographic scope and a ported barrel to cut down on some its recoil. It was also packing a 350-grain Horaday bullet.

They ventured out and found the hog, and that's when the ordeal started.

To kill the massive beast, 16 shots were fired — all by Jamison. Approximately nine landed. They tracked — and sometimes were forced to avoid — the hog for more than three hours.


Just how big again?
The elder Stone says all he really knew was it was a big pig. Just how big it was — with respect to records — he didn't know.

“It was a pretty uneventful thing until the day after,” Mike Stone said. “I hadn't seen a lot of pigs up close. I didn't know it was a monster pig. I just knew it was a big as a cow.”

It wasn't until the day after the hunt when Stone received an e-mail from a friend informing him that, some time ago, Hogzilla had been found to be only 800 pounds (in a National Geographic documentary on the hog). Chris Griffin, who killed the Hogzilla, had said it was in excess of 1,000 pounds.

“When all that happened, I looked over at my wife and said, 'This is a big deal,'” he said. “Hogzilla wasn't even as big as the one Jamison killed.”

State records on feral swine are not kept by the Alabama Department of Conservation.

According to biologists, pigs such as Hogzilla and this one are not the norm. Average free-roaming feral swine grow to modest sizes compared to this beast.

“You might get a boar that weighs 300 or so,” said Dr. Jim Armstrong, Extension Wildlife Specialist and Associate Professor for Auburn University's School of Forestry and Wildlife Sciences. “That's a big pig.”



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About Bran Strickland

Bran Strickland is the sports editor for The Star.



best comment ever: "oh no! rosie o'donnell is dead!"

:D

atlasien
May 29th, 2007, 09:04 AM
Damn Alabamans. Hogzilla is really from Georgia and they're trying to steal all the glory.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7264865/

We are also making a movie about him.

http://www.thelegendofhogzillathemovie.com/

Anansasem
May 29th, 2007, 04:31 PM
Good Lord, I haven't heard of anything approaching that outside of Siberia!

awong
May 29th, 2007, 04:49 PM
all that meat...

ellencho
May 29th, 2007, 05:02 PM
all that meat...
I know, can you imagine how many dumplings or sausage you can make from that bugger?

ZhuBaJie
May 29th, 2007, 05:19 PM
it looks like he killed a dire boar (http://www.d20srd.org/srd/monsters/direBoar.htm).

awong
May 29th, 2007, 05:32 PM
more pics haha
http://boards1.wizards.com/leaving.php?destination=http://www.monsterpig.com/

cant find link of news, found it on other forum

BEIJING, China (AP) -- Spare ribs, anyone?

Chinese officials figure a 1,980-pound pig that died from lack of exercise has a shot at being named the world's biggest pig. They plan to apply for a listing in the Guinness Book of Records, the government's news agency said Monday.

The pig, which was 8 feet 3 inches long, is already the heaviest ever reported in China, the official Xinhua News Agency said.

The beast had a girth of 7 feet 3 inches and its tusks were 5 3/4 inches long when it died February 5, the agency said. It cited the pig's keeper, Xu Changjin, a farmer in the northeastern province of Liaoning.

The pig lived to be 5 years old -- considered long in China, where most pigs are slaughtered by age 3 -- and was kept in a "nicely built sty," the report said.

But "it had grown too big to move around," said Liu Mingyu, a professor at Liaoning University, who said it died from lack of exercise.

China's previous heaviest pig weighed in at 1,540 points, Liu said.

http://www.amusingfacts.com/facts/Detail/images/bigpig.gif

poisenedrice
May 29th, 2007, 09:18 PM
!!!

Anyone else think of Princess Mononoke from looking at these giant pigs?

Vahz
May 29th, 2007, 10:26 PM
Not sure the meat would taste all that great. It's like how people think that you can just fry up giant squid and have a grand ol time.

kimtae
May 29th, 2007, 10:59 PM
Not sure the meat would taste all that great. It's like how people think that you can just fry up giant squid and have a grand ol time.

People eat giant squid all the time. It's delicious. All that pre-shredded squid that's nice and white that you see in Korean or Japanese stores, giant squid.
A lot of Korean food stalls also use it for tempura since you get nice uniform size pieces.
Giant Squid for sale (http://www.cmrseafood.cl/en/molluscs.html#giant_squid)

nskripchun
May 30th, 2007, 12:21 AM
all that meat...

CHAR-SIU (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Char_siu) FOR EVERYONE!!!

evil_FUX
May 30th, 2007, 12:45 AM
I'd go for some nice bbq ribs

maogirl
May 30th, 2007, 01:18 AM
i dunno about you guys, but i don't like boar meat. it's so...pungent.

and this is coming from someone who commit suicide if there was no pork left in the world.

Kuroyama
May 30th, 2007, 01:29 AM
Tell you what Mao...you can trade places with me.

My wife would wither and die if we didnt have pork at least 756 times a month. But she doesnt really like fish. In fact she has a strong allergy to sanma and saba (Mackerel?).

Brotha-man lives in JAPAN and caint get a FISH...

Getting back to the thread... when I see that pig all I can think is:

"Ningen KU! Niiingeen ku!"
("eat humans, eat humans" - as spoken by the giant boar in Mononoke)

Vahz
May 30th, 2007, 09:01 AM
People eat giant squid all the time. It's delicious. All that pre-shredded squid that's nice and white that you see in Korean or Japanese stores, giant squid.
A lot of Korean food stalls also use it for tempura since you get nice uniform size pieces.
Giant Squid for sale (http://www.cmrseafood.cl/en/molluscs.html#giant_squid)

That's not really giant squid. I'm talking about the ones that are like 20-30 feet long that are washed ashore. There have been stories where people cut into it and it reeks of chlorine.

nskripchun
May 31st, 2007, 07:11 AM
Tell you what Mao...you can trade places with me.

My wife would wither and die if we didnt have pork at least 756 times a month. But she doesnt really like fish. In fact she has a strong allergy to sanma and saba (Mackerel?).

Brotha-man lives in JAPAN and caint get a FISH...

Getting back to the thread... when I see that pig all I can think is:

"Ningen KU! Niiingeen ku!"
("eat humans, eat humans" - as spoken by the giant boar in Mononoke)

MG doesn't know what she's missing... inoshishi is the BOMB.

But yeah. Pork... I'm not ashamed to admit it. Chinese people love pork.

theme
May 31st, 2007, 07:14 AM
i think they said they were making about 700 lbs worth of sausages out of the boar. LOL>

ZhuBaJie
May 31st, 2007, 01:44 PM
speaking of pork, there has been a huge price hike in pork in mainland China since last year, and Wen Jiabao even had to speak about it, trying to calm people's concern. China is the biggest per capita consumer of pork in the world.

minbo
May 31st, 2007, 01:54 PM
After hearing about how the pig farms in the US operate, I decided to eat as little US pork as possible, unless I could verify the source. Not too hard since I used to be vegetarian.

blockthebox
Jun 1st, 2007, 02:53 AM
Pork really is the best of all meats. So versatile and tasty. But if it's between that big ass hairy pig and the boy, I'd rather eat the kid.

minbo
Jun 1st, 2007, 06:44 PM
"The Monster Pig Photo's a Fake"

http://www.astrobio.net/stinkyjournalism/newsdetail.php?id=45 (http://209.85.165.104/search?q=cache:VUGsghVe9WAJ:www.stinkyjournalism.o rg/newsdetail.php)

http://www.astrobio.net/stinkyjournalism/newsdetail.php?id=46

atlasien
Jun 1st, 2007, 08:13 PM
I love the comments on the second post.

06/01/2007 Lady, you are one evil person, the day that God comes back is the day that you go to hell, shame on you for being so jealous
by Michael McCoy

Ms. Shearer at StinkyJournalism.org is obviously contravening that part of the Bible where it says "blessed are the pig photo fakers"

evil_FUX
Jun 1st, 2007, 10:09 PM
I just read a news blip that said the hog wasn't even feral either. It was raised by a couple and then sold to the plantation where the son and dad shot it under the impression it was feral.

awong
Jun 2nd, 2007, 03:07 AM
any link on that? I guess they were jealous of hogzilla.

I wonder whats the largest wild pigs in my area...my dad hit one with my car and some houses had pigs trample over their yard with video footage. And I've seen the road kill.

evil_FUX
Jun 2nd, 2007, 05:12 AM
any link on that? I guess they were jealous of hogzilla.

I wonder whats the largest wild pigs in my area...my dad hit one with my car and some houses had pigs trample over their yard with video footage. And I've seen the road kill.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,277097,00.html

Kuroyama
Jun 2nd, 2007, 10:16 AM
Its people like this that put Bushes in whitehouses

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18989526/

Monster Pig’ was huge — just not wild
Giant hog shot by Alabama 11-year-old was farm-raised porker named Fred

Updated: 9:43 p.m. ET June 1, 2007

FRUITHURST, Ala. - The huge hog that became known as "Monster Pig" after being killed by an 11-year-old boy was raised on a farm where it had another name: Fred.

Phil Blissitt said he purchased the 6-week-old pig in December 2004 as a Christmas gift for his wife, Rhonda, and they sold it to the owner of Lost Creek Plantation after deciding to get rid of all the pigs at their farm.

He told The Anniston Star in a story Friday that the sale was four days before the hog was killed in a 150-acre fenced area of the plantation.

"I just wanted the truth to be told. That wasn't a wild pig," Rhonda Blissitt said.

The Blissitts said they didn't know the huge hog drawing widespread media attention was Fred until they were contacted by Andy Howell, game warden for the Alabama Department of Wildlife and Freshwater Fisheries, whose agency found that no laws were violated in the hunt.

"Did you see that pig on TV?" Phil Blissitt recalled Howell asking. "I said, 'Yeah, I had one about that size.' He said, 'No, that one is yours.'

"That's when I knew."'

Phil Blissitt said he became irritated when he learned that some thought the photos of Fred were doctored.

"That was a big hog," he said.

Mike Stone, the father of Jamison Stone, the 11-year-old boy who shot the huge hog to death during what they described as a three-hour chase, has said the hog weighed more than 1,000 pounds and was more than 9 feet long. He told the Star he had been under the impression that the hog was wild, not farm-raised.

"We were told that it was a feral hog," Mike Stone told the Star, "and we hunted it on the pretense that it was a feral hog."

Telephone messages left Friday with Eddy Borden, the owner of Lost Creek Plantation, were not immediately returned.

silkie
Jun 2nd, 2007, 11:17 AM
yeah, being a photoshop forger myself, I can see that the outline of the kid in the photograph looks a bit too "clean" comparing to the rest of the photo.