Anyone need a summer intern?

[Ike]

Anyone from Houston or Boston area want an intern for the summer?

Edit: Specifically *me* as an intern.

[DONKEY]

im about 6 hours north of houston, you can come up and work on my land. low pay but free vegetables.

[DijabutiA]

Hmm, I got some dishes and 2 cars that need washing, furniture that can use painting. Hell, maybe you can fix the spring in my couch.

I cook so you can eat for free. I'll give you a place to stay too, but you gotta lemme ride that donkey donkey (not /\ you!

[maogirl]

Hmm, I got some dishes and 2 cars that need washing, furniture that can use painting. Hell, maybe you can fix the spring in my couch.

I cook so you can eat for free. I'll give you a place to stay too, but you gotta lemme ride that donkey donkey (not /\ you!


FUCK YOU, YOU CHEATING FUCKING BASTARD

[DijabutiA]

FUCK YOU, YOU CHEATING FUCKING BASTARD

I'm tradin you in!

[maogirl]

You Did Not Just Write That You, You Bitch Ass R Kelly Wannabe! I Will Fucking Cut You, Bitch!

You Think Anyone Else Can Bruise You The Way I Do? Fuck You! I Will Fuck You Up So Bad, Korea And India Will Fucking Have To Declare War On China, You Motherfucker.

[Ike]

Oh man, and I was all excited because I thought MG was gonna offer me a job.

[cattygurl]

No pay, but you can stay at my pad for free and pull 1 acre chock full of mike tyson weeds (I am so desperate for landscaping help).