Tips from a REAL Playa

[maogirl]

so it looks like people are being marketed hard by these so-called PUAs. hey, i don't blame them, if i had a mole that big on my face, i'd have to work extra hard to keep it warm and well-fed, too.

but you see, you kids are getting it wrong...it ain't about the numbers, baby, it's about PINPOINTING your victim.

look at kwak, he'll hit on any chick who looks remotely korean, he gets like...what, 2 or 3 numbers out of every 30? that ain't cool. that's just like going to a strip bar and randomly inserting your precious dollars into any g-string that passes by. hell no, you got money to burn like that, let me send you my paypal account.

everyone's got their own brand of attraction. some less than others, sure. you know who you are, and i'm glad i'm not you.

the key is to identify what it is about you that's attractive and then figure out what type of bitches you attract. you got a muffin top belly? then you probably attract them fat hos. go to a weight watchers meeting and just make like a broom and sweep them bitches off their feet.

who cares about club hos, those bitches are there to fuck, and they will fuck anyone who's even a little bit less cheesy than the next guy, although they probably HAVE fucked the next guy already. how's that for quantum physics? you see that acne dude with the sweaty pit stains on his shirt? he fucked that bitch you're talking to right now, you want his herp on you tonight?

now listen to a REAL playa...real talk now, i get chicks calling me and chasing me all the time. i got one stalking me right now calling me at random times just to hear my voice. i'm not even gay. hell, they're not even gay. but i seduced those bitches. these PUAs just fuck them, these bitches FALL IN LOVE with me and i fucking BREAK THEIR FUCKING HEARTS.

my secret? it's called "identifying the prey" and knowing what it is that will draw them to you.

so chicks like my swagger and my style. this is why i'm hot, and this is why you're not. but that ain't enough, you gotta back that up with something else. there are hundreds of other chicks out there who are hotter and more charming than i am. what i got going is i can make that bitch i'm talking to feel good, then i just walk away like i ain't even interested. 'cause i'm not, 'cause i don't eat seafood.

see, when you walk away, then she gotta chase after you. especially if you've got her bag. see how easy it is?

if you want more, send me USD100 and i'll provide you with my meticulously-researched book with profiles on different types of chicks, from "hot chick" to "not-so-hot chick" to "she's-ugly-so-she-must-be-desperate chick" and guaranteed information on how to make these bitches fall in love with you.

you don't just get to insert your dick into some random orifice that might not even belong to a real chick, you get to make these bitches fall for you, you take their fucking hearts!

are you gangster enough for this shit? send me USD100! bitch!

[JadeDragon]

So...wanna make out? ;)

[maogirl]

tcch

you don't love me, you just love my doggy style.

[ZhuBaJie]

like a friend told me, it's a good idea to start out with a practice chick to help you feel better about yourself. then just work your way up to a better one whenever the option is available to you.

[ellencho]

like a friend told me, it's a good idea to start out with a practice chick to help you feel better about yourself. then just work your way up to a better one whenever the option is available to you.
So by practice chick, do you mean your lubed up hand?

[ZhuBaJie]

So by practice chick, do you mean your lubed up hand?

oh i don't need lube. i'm not circumcised.

[theme]

women shouldn't give advice on how to pick up women.

[Dimeron]

So by practice chick, do you mean your lubed up hand?

I don't need no lube yo, I got my blow up doll. Better bang for the buck.

[evil_FUX]

^More info than I needed to know.

[Lum]

Dear REAL playa,

Thank you for recognizing my shameful lack of confidence and ineptitude in maintaining witty conversations with the fairer sex. For centuries we Asian males have been fighting a losing battle in the procurement of nookie and have in fact been relying on a secret Red Chinese cloning facility to propagate our race. Were it not for brilliant minds and good samaritans such as yourself, our kind would most likely die off in a matter of decades.

Please send all informations regarding your seminar, lab fees and travel expenditures to my ebox post-haste, and I will feel confident in making an informed decision at that time. However know that I am still choosing from several different programmes which specialize in the art of getting-some, one of which comes highly recommended and includes complimentary festive silk shirt, gold-toe socks and pimp Liberace sunglasses.

Sincerely,

Losing Face
virgin961855@neverbeenlaid.com

[nskripchun]

MG needs a pimp(stress) cup.

http://www.icedoutgear.com/media/pc3.jpg

[kwak76]

hey maogirl no need to insult me. I admit I'm no player but what I lack I make it up with 2 D's . Determination and discipline.

not all men are created equal . I just had to find what works for me and keeping going for it. No need to throw mud at me.

[wuwei]

sticky request.

[evil_FUX]

hey maogirl no need to insult me. I admit I'm no player but what I lack I make it up with 2 D's . Determination and discipline.

not all men are created equal . I just had to find what works for me and keeping going for it. No need to throw mud at me.
You're not the one she's got her sights on; well maybe not mainly.

[Scowl]

hey maogirl no need to insult me. I admit I'm no player but what I lack I make it up with 2 D's . Determination and discipline.

not all men are created equal . I just had to find what works for me and keeping going for it. No need to throw mud at me.

Kwak, my man..... when was the last time you had a good, hearty laugh? Have you ever laughed so hard that tears came out of your eyes? Have you ever smiled a sweet, pure smile without a hint of irony or a touch of bitterness?

[Hadouken]

hey maogirl no need to insult me. I admit I'm no player but what I lack I make it up with 2 D's . Determination and discipline.

not all men are created equal . I just had to find what works for me and keeping going for it. No need to throw mud at me.

Kwak76, who gives a shit what Maogirl thinks of you anyway? The point here is, stop trying to be what you're not, and find strength in what you are.

[Hadouken]

Kwak, my man..... when was the last time you had a good, hearty laugh? Have you ever laughed so hard that tears came out of your eyes? Have you ever smiled a sweet, pure smile without a hint of irony or a touch of bitterness?

But irony is sometimes the best source of humor!

[Hadouken]

MG needs a pimp(stress) cup.


OMG, thanks so much for showing me that. My best friend's gonna graduate next month, and I couldn't think of a better gift. :p

[maogirl]

hey maogirl no need to insult me. I admit I'm no player but what I lack I make it up with 2 D's . Determination and discipline.

not all men are created equal . I just had to find what works for me and keeping going for it. No need to throw mud at me.


kwak, there's a difference between being teased and being made fun of. please find it.

[maogirl]

women shouldn't give advice on how to pick up women.

idiots shouldn't give advice, period.

[theme]

idiots shouldn't give advice, period.

If you agree with me just say you agree with me.

[maogirl]

part 2

sorry, kids, i would've dropped the milk of my knowledge like PUA gonorrhea sooner, but some chick wouldn't stop bugging me, trying to give me food and shit. i just had to give in. a REAL playa knows when to stop resisting and just take that shit.

(thanks, mom)

so where was i? buy my book.

so, more about identifying the prey. what differentiates the playa from the average loser is that a real playa doesn't have to approach his prey. you make yourself look like the prey, so that your prey approaches YOU.

you like a bitch who's a nurse? then jump in front of a car and get run over. that bitch'll come running like a crackhead chasing the dragon.

you like them hot cop bitches? then take a shit on front of the police station where she's at. not only do you get to show off your assets to her, you put in the element of fucking surprise. that bitch will love your confidence.

you like herpes? then put on this outfit:
http://g-ec2.images-amazon.com/images/I/5159K6JKPCL._SL210_.jpg


oh shit, my mom is calling...part 3 to come...

[ZhuBaJie]

you like a bitch who's a nurse? then jump in front of a car and get run over. that bitch'll come running like a crackhead chasing the dragon.

you like them hot cop bitches? then take a shit on front of the police station where she's at.

what if you like bitches that cook and clean? do you have to starve yourself and make a mess of your place?

[maogirl]

If you agree with me just say you agree with me.

^^ see the power of real playa seduction techniques? i even got a hater showing he's a moron twice.

and now he's thinking "oh shit, how she do that?" with fear in his heart, but at the same time, he's all like, "but i can't resist...i gotta do it...i gotta type something stupid again...no...stop...fingers...inching...towards... keyboard..."

sigh

it's hard out here for a pimp

[maogirl]

what if you like bitches that cook and clean? do you have to starve yourself and make a mess of your place?


now you're learning! you gotta go anorexia on that bitch. start gnawing at your arm in front of her. smell musty like week-old mold. that bitch will guarantee fall for you.

*finger guns zhubajie*

[AZN MAN]

women shouldn't give advice on how to pick up women.

I disagree; men can learn a lot from a woman who got it going on ...

[kwak76]

aside from the teasing or whatever..
on maogirl's advice on getting girls......
In nutshell in order to get the girl you want you have to become the guy that she wants.

pretty much it...

I remeber I spoke to one player and his apporach was pretty much maogirls approach.

You find out the type of girls you like and you find out what she likes and you try to become that type of guy the girl likes.



In the real world I don't think it works because you still have to act as if your that make believe guy so the girl could target you.

Same with asianplayboy approach ..allot of it is bullshitting...just to get the girl.

Your better off trying to become the best you and just go out and talk to many I mean many girls.
Over time you find you find what works and you also learn more about yourself.

Even though my approach is the numbers game but it is always a number games for guys.

Getting rejected by 10 girls is not bad because you do get better at it and when you do find that one girl that likes you. BAM you nailed a girl who sincerely likes the REAL you ..not some make believe you just so you can score.

[Le Sheng Liu]

Damn fuck this shit. I'm just gonna have a threesome with my two hands. I mean unlike a girl, my hands will never leave me, never cheat on me, and never tell me I'm not good in bed. they will always be with me :)

[Dimeron]

Damn fuck this shit. I'm just gonna have a threesome with my two hands. I mean unlike a girl, my hands will never leave me, never cheat on me, and never tell me I'm not good in bed. they will always be with me :)

Beware of any wood working tools or industry equipment then.

And watch out for, carpal tunnel syndrome, it will be the bane of your relationship.