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Dialectic
Apr 24th, 2007, 07:52 PM
I don't know if this has been mentioned before, and I have no idea who's started it, but this shit is actually pretty funny:
http://ampha.org/
http://ampha.org/strategies/
http://ampha.org/epidemiology/

Might give them a mention on the frontpage.

nskripchun
Apr 24th, 2007, 10:35 PM
Heh, awesome. The first article I saw was on "poaching":

http://ampha.org/2007/04/steal-or-be-stolen/

The solution brings us to the headline. Steal, meaning Asian men need to poach as often as their competitors. Or be stolen, meaning Asian men should not resist when being poached. After all, up to 20% of all relationships begin by poaching.

STEAL MY BROTHAS! AND DO NOT RESIST BEING STOLEN!

hahaha.

kwak76
Apr 24th, 2007, 10:38 PM
You know the inter-racial imbalance is really bad when they make satire of this.

nskripchun
Apr 24th, 2007, 10:43 PM
On a flippant side note, instead of chasing gweilo chicks (WOW YOUR ENGLISH IS SO GOOD), I recommend that Asian American/Canadian men instead consider the benefits of dating black women (see this thread (http://www.thefighting44s.com/forum/showthread.php?t=4660)).

The high out-marry rates of black men to white men has left many black women in a similar social situation to Asian American/Canadian men. The combined psychic rage of the resulting hypothetical master-race of yellow/black children (who will possess undeflatable skills in math, karate, stir-frying, basketball, rapping, and ghost-riding whips) will then avenge the colonized shame of our collective diasporas.

hahaha.

whynot
May 15th, 2007, 07:17 PM
On a flippant side note, instead of chasing gweilo chicks (WOW YOUR ENGLISH IS SO GOOD), I recommend that Asian American/Canadian men instead consider the benefits of dating black women (see this thread (http://www.thefighting44s.com/forum/showthread.php?t=4660)).

The high out-marry rates of black men to white men has left many black women in a similar social situation to Asian American/Canadian men. The combined psychic rage of the resulting hypothetical master-race of yellow/black children (who will possess undeflatable skills in math, karate, stir-frying, basketball, rapping, and ghost-riding whips) will then avenge the colonized shame of our collective diasporas.

hahaha.

I lol'd very hard, I commend you for this.