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evil_FUX
Apr 13th, 2007, 06:39 PM
Ah, the cruelty.
Linky (http://www.g4tv.com/thefeed/blog/post/674708/Hardest_Mario_Game_Ever.html)
ellencho
Apr 13th, 2007, 08:02 PM
Hilarious. But if I actually had to play that I think I'd be crying.
lopan
Apr 13th, 2007, 08:03 PM
That's absolutely horrible.

I could only watch up to 4 minutes and then I had to switch it off. the pain was unbearable.
Dialectic
Apr 13th, 2007, 08:23 PM
Haha, I wouldn't have made it past the squid.
blockthebox
Apr 13th, 2007, 09:01 PM
LOL. That would drive me to kill.
silkie
Apr 14th, 2007, 02:05 PM
The slow loading time is the thing that really kills me.

But it this is what I think it is, check this out also:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=90OZUOiHGdI
LaiSteve66
Apr 14th, 2007, 05:07 PM
lol, that's brutal.
silkie
Apr 14th, 2007, 07:07 PM
Just got to the office and saw the clip.
Damn, that is the most masochistic experience ever.
Fucking video games in the 80's is all about flogging themselves. I know some people cannot get enough of old school games, but I so don't miss them.

Check out "The Worst Games Ever" on youtube, they're pretty fucking hilarious:
ET- http://youtube.com/watch?v=2DTjLG3usQo (hilarious Van Damme interlude)
Platoon- http://youtube.com/watch?v=tuBgGoV_eF0
Ring King- http://youtube.com/watch?v=0kot6JND1uQ
Scowl
Apr 14th, 2007, 08:10 PM
Haha @ Ring King! I actually had Platoon for C64, and it was every bit as frustrating as the video shows. Man, all these vids of old NES games got me all nostalgic and shit.

By the way, for anyone who remembers Defender of the Crown - you can play it here (http://www.cinemaware.com/default.asp). It's fucking awesome.
silkie
Apr 14th, 2007, 09:07 PM
Haha @ Ring King! I actually had Platoon for C64, and it was every bit as frustrating as the video shows. Man, all these vids of old NES games got me all nostalgic and shit.

By the way, for anyone who remembers Defender of the Crown - you can play it here (http://www.cinemaware.com/default.asp). It's fucking awesome.

Ho---shit! Defenders of the Crown. I remember when it came out I was in 7-8th grade, and I would linger around Babbage's because of Cinemaware games like this and King of Chicago, Three Stooges, etc. My computer was not good enough to run it, but somehow I thought by hanging around the store long enough and breathe on the box, it will eventually be compatible by magic. That shit was state of the art stuff.

Another game I remember was Willow. I forgot whether it was made by the same guys. And Kings Quest from Sierra, which is bull because I would die by mispelling "Throw stone at giant."