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maogirl

Mar 17th, 2007, 06:59 AM

last night i was drinking at a bar (wow, that sounds so tough) across teh street from a shop with a bed in its window display, and some gweilo came up to me and said that he wanted 30 minutes with me in that bed.

i said, "you look like 5 minutes or less" but you know what, he didn't even get embarrassed! he was laughing and said it was cute.

i ended up just ignoring him after a couple of evil glares.

WTF! let me ask the guys here: what are the ways that a chick can make your balls shrivel when you try to hit on her?

my usual responses are:

- witty, barbed comments (but it didn't work this time, wtf! gweilo got no shame)
- brief, scornful glance and pretend the guy doesn't exist
- smirk, look up and down and then turn away with rolling eyes
- "go away" in a really bored voice with shooing hand

which is the most effective? or are there any other suggestions?

and conversely, how the hell do i make myself more approachable to guys i like? i'm really not intimidating in person (minbo, subwaybrum, you boys better corroborate this or i'll fuck you up next time i see you) and i usually smile and have encouraging body language but the only guys who have the balls to approach me are usually assholes or people who've been in jail and/or killers.

and since this is hk, forget approaching guys first. at my age, chicks only do that if they want to get paid.

Subwaybrum

Mar 17th, 2007, 10:36 AM

maogirl is a guai girl [no not that kind] :)

but perhaps she is just too awesomely powerful and only the people she hates are too dumb/hardcore to be humbled by it all... ;)

ellencho

Mar 17th, 2007, 12:38 PM

Ha, you know how guys who talk about being PUA think that putting girls down is effective, maybe the PUA thing worked for you in the F to M direction when you put the gwei down.

maogirl

Mar 17th, 2007, 01:02 PM

hahaha, i didn't even think of it that way! what's that term then, i've got internal game or something? inner game!

i should write a book and charge money for lectures.

hehe, subway, remember when i gave that dude the finger in starbucks? hee hee! with my luck right now, though, it might be misconstrued as an invitation.

angi

Mar 17th, 2007, 02:32 PM

"I wouldn't fuck you with another man's dick" usually works as they generally recoil with disgust over the implied homosexuality.

Can't help you with being more approachable. I has boy repellent on me :(

ZhuBaJie

Mar 17th, 2007, 02:33 PM

tsk. have you learnt nothing at all from HK girls? the thing to do is not to reject a guy straight out, but to lead him on to milk as much money out of him as you can without giving up any of your goodies. that's how you make a guy's balls shrivel.

jaehwan

Mar 17th, 2007, 02:51 PM

The "5 minutes or less" would've made my balls shrivel. Was he with friends?

Some guys just don't take hints very well. You could humiliate them in all kinds of ways, and they'd never get it. Remember that "AsianPlayboy" character who used to come here?

ZhuBaJie

Mar 17th, 2007, 03:30 PM

seriously, any guy that is experienced enough and mature enough, you're not going to make his "balls shrivel" with a direct rejection. you gotta make him think he has a chance and then put him down hard later.

howstrange

Mar 17th, 2007, 04:51 PM

Just be racist, white guys aren't used to it so it will be a shocking experience.
Say straight up- go back to where you came from mother fucking cracker.
Granted it may cause anger versus humiliation, but it will still be enough to ruin their week.

Tyger Durden

Mar 17th, 2007, 05:13 PM

It's cruel, but flashing the middle finger or rolling your eyes will work on anybody without having to resort to using words. Or do both.

Turning your head away with a disgusted look will work too.

A bored and loud sigh will intensify any of the above.

good luck with your efforts! ;)

kikiandlala

Mar 17th, 2007, 06:21 PM

Easiest way to get rid of KKKracker types. Tell him you only date black guys. That utterly kills wannabe macho types.

silkie

Mar 17th, 2007, 06:25 PM

It will be funny if you get the bartender involved:

Gweilo: hey, I would like to spend 30 minutes with you on that bed.

MG: hey bartender, come here.

(bartender comes)
MG: did you hear what this guy says? He says he would like to spend 30 mins. with YOU there.
<this is of course misinformation, but you don't want to even acknowledge any sexual activities between you and the gweilo. for that fucker, 5mins is already enough of a surrender>

(slight confusion, both bartender and gweilo tries to find a reaction)
MG: bartender, I reckon this guy is only good for 1 mins., if he can even get it up.

(bartender and MG laughs at the expense of gweilo)

You can do this or any version where you talk through someone else and not directly at the gweilo.

nskripchun

Mar 17th, 2007, 10:48 PM

and conversely, how the hell do i make myself more approachable to guys i like? i'm really not intimidating in person (minbo, subwaybrum, you boys better corroborate this or i'll fuck you up next time i see you) and i usually smile and have encouraging body language but the only guys who have the balls to approach me are usually assholes or people who've been in jail and/or killers.

and since this is hk, forget approaching guys first. at my age, chicks only do that if they want to get paid.

C'mon, MG. I know you got some better game than that! ;)

I thought the classic "look and smile, brush your hair and then look away" was a sheer winner, but I guess I'm the wrong person to ask.

Personally speaking, the wifey first snagged my attention by baking me some delicious cookies... hahaha.

Subwaybrum

Mar 17th, 2007, 11:20 PM

hehe, subway, remember when i gave that dude the finger in starbucks? hee hee! with my luck right now, though, it might be misconstrued as an invitation.

hehe maogirl is sometimes a yaigirl

LaiSteve66

Mar 18th, 2007, 12:19 AM

kick em' in the balls.

maogirl

Mar 18th, 2007, 03:18 AM

The "5 minutes or less" would've made my balls shrivel. Was he with friends?

nah, he was by himself and he wasn't even drunk! would you believe that he kept trying to hang around after i turned my back on him, and my friend and i were giving him the laser death glare (tm kalbi)?

wtf, what a stupid dense moron.

tsk. have you learnt nothing at all from HK girls? the thing to do is not to reject a guy straight out, but to lead him on to milk as much money out of him as you can without giving up any of your goodies. that's how you make a guy's balls shrivel.

what i learned from hk girls is to quickly and accurately assess a guy's net worth and not waste my time on guys who don't meet my minimum.

Just be racist, white guys aren't used to it so it will be a shocking experience.
Say straight up- go back to where you came from mother fucking cracker.
Granted it may cause anger versus humiliation, but it will still be enough to ruin their week.

well...i want to humiliate because anger fades quickly but humiliation stays for a long-ass time. i want a guy to crawl away with a shattered ego, not fired up with angry indignation. i want him to think, "oh shit, i'm a loser" not "damn, what a racist bitch"

also, using race as part of a putdown also usually leads to an argument. my friend does the "i don't date whites" and she always ends up in a shouting match, and i'm too old and tired for that.

you don't want to even acknowledge any sexual activities between you and the gweilo. for that fucker, 5mins is already enough of a surrender>

oh my god, silkie, i think you're right!! hm...i have to consider that now. and the bartender thing, i've tried but they can't really alienate their customers and also, they're usually too busy to help out no matter how sympathetic they are. :(

"I wouldn't fuck you with another man's dick" usually works as they generally recoil with disgust over the implied homosexuality.

see, i like that retort but it's too sophisticated for the imbeciles i usually encounter.

whatever happened to the classic "middle finger and ignore?" when did it lose its power? i used to love that, but the last time i tried it in a grocery to these two smarmy euros who were like, "nee how maaaah, miss hong kong" (wtf?!), they giggled and followed me trying to talk to me. i didn't even look at them the whole time, you'd think they would've gotten the hint.

C'mon, MG. I know you got some better game than that! ;)

heheh, you sure about that?! it's just that i don't get approached by the guys i like. it only happened once a couple of months ago but the thing is, he sort of intimidated me and it's the first time a man has ever done that, and i got freaked out and i fucked it up even though i guess i did like him back. :(

hehe, chicks are so dumb sometimes.

Tyger Durden

Mar 18th, 2007, 04:54 AM

No offense MG, but you look too much like my mom at a similar age for me to give you any serious personal advice. Seems too weird.

But, just for the hell of it, here's another suggestion: spray mace in the face of a man approaching like that. That will should get your message across to him loud and clear.

kwak76

Mar 18th, 2007, 05:05 AM

Just say "fuck off cracker and go back to your stupid country".

silkie

Mar 18th, 2007, 05:48 AM

oh my god, silkie, i think you're right!! hm...i have to consider that now. and the bartender thing, i've tried but they can't really alienate their customers and also, they're usually too busy to help out no matter how sympathetic they are. :(

well, the easy solution is to grab the nearest patron or a friend. In that case, i guess the patron would be a woman, because you don't want another guy patron to take it the wrong way and make a move.

The key is not to even interact directly with the guy, and get other people involved with the humiliation, even if it is the whole bar. And once you take one or two jabs, then COMPLETELY ignore him. He speaks, pretend he is not there. He touches you, then the mace will come in handy.

evil_FUX

Mar 18th, 2007, 09:45 AM

He touches you, then the mace will come in handy.
Or a broken beer bottle...

maogirl

Mar 18th, 2007, 10:21 AM

oh my fucking GOD! you won't believe this...i'm in starbucks right now which is also facing the shop with the bed and another fucking gweilo came up to me and said the exact same thing!!!!!

WTF! and the worst thing apparently, he's been drinking at that bar i was at last night since earlier this evening and he's been watching me at starbucks and he asked the bartender my name. i'm so pissed!

i was ignoring him and he kept saying, "i get the feeling you don't like me."

i said, "just go away" and rolling my eyes and he wouldn't leave BUT something really cool happened, this pakistani brit guy came and sat next to me and we started talking to each other and he basically shooed the guy away.

:D

chivalry exists!

but regardless, wtf!

kwak76

Mar 18th, 2007, 10:27 PM

Damn Maogirl..
what's up with these expat coming onto you?
I guess you got the certain look that expat find attractive.
If you think about it can be a compliment.

theme

Mar 18th, 2007, 11:23 PM

i think all asian girls get hit on by a lot of expats. you don't really need a 'look'.
the only reason i know this is because i once faked a personal ad as a korean international student who barely spoke any english and within 3 days i got about 50 replies from guys 20-50 years old, tall, short, fat, goodlooking, ugly-you name it.

Tyger Durden

Mar 19th, 2007, 05:48 AM

Let me be blunt: Ex-pats become ex-pats to get chicks overseas. Simple.

Thus, any and all women overseas become their targets and just rewards for escaping their "oppressive" nation of origin. In a word: 'predator'.

if their attention is undesirable, deal with them the way you would deal with an animal. That's up to the person's discretion.

atlasien

Mar 19th, 2007, 02:05 PM

ellencho

Mar 19th, 2007, 02:11 PM

Damn Maogirl..
what's up with these expat coming onto you?
I guess you got the certain look that expat find attractive.
If you think about it can be a compliment.
Yes I'm sure she'll see it as a compliment and will revel in the glory of being attractive to expats.

ellencho

Mar 19th, 2007, 02:12 PM

I met a crazy stripper who told me she would make guys go away by picking her nose then threatening to flick the booger on them.

I haven't tried it myself, but I imagine it could be very effective when every other measure fails.

Oh, so that's where I'm going wrong, this entire time I've been picking my nose and flicking it back at myself. I'll hvae to remember that.

minbo

Mar 19th, 2007, 09:02 PM

I will agree with Maogirl. She is totally not intimidating. At least no more intimidating than any other girl looks for ways to humiliate guys and who's goal is to make guys balls shrivel into raisins when you hit on them.

No, really. I think that Maogirl is attractive, fun to be with and fun to talk to. I would totally go out with her in an instant! Now please don't fuck me up next time I'm in HK... She won't have me anyway because I'm AmAsian, poor and half way across the world, so I'm, I mean SHE is saved.

I don't know how the HK society works, but in the US of A, when it comes to approaching girls, most guys are total pussies. They don't like going up to girls that they think they might have a chance with. They don't like going up to girls that they think that they probably have a chance with. They want to approach girls that they know they have a sure thing with. If it wasn't for alcohol (liquid courage) and drugs, I'm certain that over half the population would never procreate.

As others have said, the hair tossing, slow deliberate sidelong glances while fluttering your eyes, drinking from your glass like you are going to blow it - with pouty pursed lips and tongue action, followed by eyefucking the shit out of them when they finally do meet your eyes is probably a fairly solid way to go about getting a guy to finally gird his courage enough to go up to you. Though you with all that, you might give him the wrong idea about what you are looking for.

The guys who do go up to anyone and everyone, usually with bad lines, and stick around after the first or first three rejections, are impervious to being humiliated. Because they don't care about what the girl thinks. They only care about themselves and if they can get laid that night.

You need to hang out with some tai tais so that they can decide to take you up as project and set you up with some rich older man you can marry and sex into a heart attack, or some young hot scion set to inherit a family fortune.

Seriously, jokes about beatings aside, I have a few single female friends who, unfortunately, I can understand why it is hard for them to attract and keep the types of guys they are looking for. I don't understand why you are having difficulty because it was fun to hang out with you, and you are attractive. OK, perhaps your stated preferences are a little rare. Then again, as I've said, I don't know how it works over in HK. If you remember, I didn't even notice that the girls hanging out on the corner over in Lan Kwai Fong were hookers...

kwak76

Mar 19th, 2007, 10:15 PM

Not to change the subject..but gathering from Maogirl preferences and the way she talks about Hong Kong girls. The only conculsion I gather is that Hong Kong girls are superficial and gold diggers. (I mean this as no offence to maogirl.)

I Eat Baby Seals

Mar 20th, 2007, 03:11 AM

Mao Girl,

Just say: "I hate white people. I really do. I have a visceral reaction to the presence of caucasians. It makes me want to sh*t in my pants and vomit at the same time. In fact, I have to shit/puke right now because the scent of your simian sweat has triggered aforementioned reaction. You disgusting pink chimp."

Say it with an evil glare and then spit in his face or spit in his drink, as the situation permits. That'll definitely stop any PUA in their tracks.

If you need any more advice, don't hesitate to ask.

Cheers,

IEBS

Apollyon

Mar 20th, 2007, 03:17 AM

Laugh at him as if he made the funniest joke in the world for daring to think that he is worthy to even stand in your shadow. Then give him a contemptuous sneer combined with an utter look of disgust as if he were something you found clinging to the bottom of your shoe.

Dirac

Mar 20th, 2007, 06:46 AM

Just get some glazed psycho look in your eyes and smile off into the distance. Whatever he says don't respond, those kind of people are probably looking to get any reaction out of you and if you don't play neither will they.

evil_FUX

Mar 20th, 2007, 08:56 AM

What about a lesbian approach?

minbo

Mar 20th, 2007, 11:17 AM

What about a lesbian approach?

I veto that idea... A lot of guys get tingly feelings down below at the thought of being with a couple of lesbians. Even better if one or both is a closet bi-sexual, but not necessary.

rainshowerz

Mar 20th, 2007, 03:51 PM

When my gfs and I go out, we attract our share of loser WMs that just don't get a clue. And depending who's drunk, we take turns fending off these stupid guys.

I only did this once, and it worked so well, I actually feel sorry for the guy:
I look at the guy in disbelief, and say, "You've got to be kidding me. Is this what I get for turning 30?!" Then my five gfs start cracking up hysterically while pointing at the guy. Of course, this also involved my gfs laughing at me, but then it became a game of laughing hysterically at the next poor loser that tries to approach us, and comparing him with the last one.

evil_FUX

Mar 20th, 2007, 07:10 PM

I veto that idea... A lot of guys get tingly feelings down below at the thought of being with a couple of lesbians. Even better if one or both is a closet bi-sexual, but not necessary.

Even the butches?

maogirl

Mar 21st, 2007, 05:54 AM

Damn Maogirl..
what's up with these expat coming onto you?
I guess you got the certain look that expat find attractive.
If you think about it can be a compliment.

kwak, it's taking all of my patience not to tell you to fuck off. please get this in your head:

YOUR SELF WORTH SHOULD NOT BE FUCKING BASED ON WHETHER OR NOT PEOPLE FIND YOU ATTRACTIVE. ESPECIALLY LOSER EXPATS.

you may say that it's easy for me to say shit like that but i spent a good amount of my life ugly -- i still run into people who can't believe it's me -- and i know what it's like to hate your looks and be insecure.

eh, what's the use, i'm not going to say anything new to you. never mind.

Yes I'm sure she'll see it as a compliment and will revel in the glory of being attractive to expats.

:D

and as other posters have mentioned, expats will hit on anything that moves, it's part of their self-entitlement package.

The guys who do go up to anyone and everyone, usually with bad lines, and stick around after the first or first three rejections, are impervious to being humiliated. Because they don't care about what the girl thinks. They only care about themselves and if they can get laid that night.

wow...that's such a good point. i shall mull that over...i think i really might have to start carrying a machete around for those situations.

You need to hang out with some tai tais so that they can decide to take you up as project and set you up with some rich older man you can marry and sex into a heart attack, or some young hot scion set to inherit a family fortune.

tsk! it doesn't work like that with tai tais -- a single chick in her 30s is a profoundly dangerous creature because she's more desperate and predatory. no tai tai will want me around just in case i prey on her husband. hmp, like i'd want to marry some billionaire on the verge of death. :guilty:

OK, perhaps your stated preferences are a little rare. Then again, as I've said, I don't know how it works over in HK. If you remember, I didn't even notice that the girls hanging out on the corner over in Lan Kwai Fong were hookers...

dammit, i just want a guy who'll hold my hand in public, won't make me pay for dinner or buy gifts all the time, won't tell me i'm fat, and is nice to me.

is that too much to ask for...!?

Not to change the subject..but gathering from Maogirl preferences and the way she talks about Hong Kong girls. The only conculsion I gather is that Hong Kong girls are superficial and gold diggers. (I mean this as no offence to maogirl.)

kwak, you really need to develop your sense of humour.

Laugh at him as if he made the funniest joke in the world for daring to think that he is worthy to even stand in your shadow. Then give him a contemptuous sneer combined with an utter look of disgust as if he were something you found clinging to the bottom of your shoe.

ooh, i really like this. i'm going to do this next time, but instead of sneering, i'm going to say in a really sincere voice, "that's so funny, you really think you have a chance with me!" or something.

sorry, i try not to frown or sneer. i don't want to get wrinkles so i hardly ever have negative expressions on my face.

Just get some glazed psycho look in your eyes and smile off into the distance. Whatever he says don't respond, those kind of people are probably looking to get any reaction out of you and if you don't play neither will they.

doesn't work with me...i look like a glazed psycho all the time, and it only seems to encourage the assholes. what i need to work on is being less approachable to assholes and more approachable to the cuties.

the saddest moment was when i was in starbucks and there was this major cutie exchanging looks with me for like an hour, then he got up and walked over my way, and then he got scared at the last minute, turned around, grabbed his laptop and booked. tsk!!! and i was smiling, too.

ps no lesbo.

angi

Mar 21st, 2007, 05:22 PM

(*stifles the little voice saying, "oh that is easy for you to say, you are drop dead gorgeous"*)

But anyway, Maogirl is right Kwak, you can't go around basing your self-worth on whether or not some asshats think you're attractive because 1) there is always someone who is going to think you're the hottest thing in the world and conversely there will always be someone who thinks you're the most wretched creature on the planet...and 2) men and women lie with flattery to get people to do what they want. If your self-worth is based on who you are and not how "hot" you think others think you are, you will be much more able to cut through their bullshit and see them for who they really are.

Apollyon's idea is good. If you don't want wrinkles, you can always do like my sister does to homeless beggars and icky guys--wave your hand in the "go away" motion and say "go away." Beware though, people respond to the physical dimissal (they are expecting the verbal.)

dammit, i just want a guy who'll hold my hand in public, won't make me pay for dinner or buy gifts all the time, won't tell me i'm fat, and is nice to me.

is that too much to ask for...!?

WTF? So this is a world wide phenomenon? Gaggh!

silkie

Mar 21st, 2007, 06:41 PM

Yeah, I can see how unwanted attention from random guys can get annoying after a while. Cat calls from strangers are totally different than compliments. Whereas a compliment is ideally an act of giving by expressing your admiration, a cat call is more like asserting your dominance over someone. A lot of guys who hoot at random women are obviously not in the league of the women they hit on; instead, it is performed with a hint of resentment which acknowledges that under civilized social ettique that these men have no chance, but they still own them by objectifying them.

The guys that approaches MG is operating on an even worse level. Here, these knobs are feeling an extra dose of entitlement by not leaving when told the woman is not interested.

I think I have said this before this site went v3.0, but I took an informal survey on how frequently a woman would receive comments or harrassment from random strangers in NYC, and the results are pretty astounding. My sister claims that she gets on average 3 times for every outing onto the streets, and the number doubles during summer time.

So for the ladies on this site: on an average, how many times a day do you get hit on/hooted?

Apollyon

Mar 21st, 2007, 07:33 PM

Ok, you don't have to sneer, I was just mentally picturing something like this while I was writing the suggestion...

http://trivialpursuits.typepad.com/trivial_pursuits/calvin-hobbes.jpg

Laughing at them is also equally effective and humiliating. If that doesn't discourage them, at that point you can react with disgust and say something like "shouldn't your penis be at home with your mommy? Its far too little to be out on its own".

Makulita

Mar 21st, 2007, 08:48 PM

You: "DO. YOU. UNDER. STAND. ENGLISH?"

Tanginang Puti: "...Wha--?"

You: "-- ANSWER THE QUESTION. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ENGLISH, YES OR NO?"

Tanginang Puti: [affirmative answer, doesn't matter how they phrase it.]

You: Good, now listen very carefully: GO AWAY.

If they don't get moving to the count of three, give them a kick in the shin to get them started. If after the count of five, kick them in the nuts. After 8, punch them in the face.

maogirl

Mar 22nd, 2007, 03:55 AM

WTF? So this is a world wide phenomenon? Gaggh!

yes, sadly, that is true.

Yeah, I can see how unwanted attention from random guys can get annoying after a while.

So for the ladies on this site: on an average, how many times a day do you get hit on/hooted?

i don't know if this is just me, but i think things are different in different countries. like, for example, in hk/taiwan/singapore, locals don't usually make catcalls. if there are any catcalls or anything, it's usually from foreign workers (not just expats but sometimes other asians) or lower-income men.

in the other southeast asian countries, i find that it's more likely that a guy will catcall or act in a sexually harassing manner. but again, this is a class issue as well. i have to say, though, i've never been catcalled in thailand, but i do get a lot of transsexuals approaching me and asking me where i've gotten surgery done, hehehe.

but again, my caveat is that i'm quite fair-skinned and i have long hair so i do experience a more extreme version of things. i think there's a tendency to have this desire/resentment thing for light-skinned chicks, and i really don't blame people.

and to be honest, it's not usual that expats hit on me, just recently, there's been an outbreak of them out and about. there must be some kind of football game going on right now.

i do think that the catcalling and sexual harassment is a lot worse in western countries. your theory i think really applies here, silkie, because i've found that even after rejection, gweilos and westernized men tend to persist because they want to win.

as for local asian men...i think it has partly to do with machismo, but also partly because beauty is a very accepted currency here and so most people think that it should be acknowledged...something like that.

If they don't get moving to the count of three, give them a kick in the shin to get them started. If after the count of five, kick them in the nuts. After 8, punch them in the face.

aiyah, listen to your tita maogirl (i'd say ate but i think i'm too much older than you to be an ate, sniff), that's all fine and good when you're 19 and don't have a criminal record. when you're my age, many years from now, you'll find that mental anguish is more effective than physical.

little mixed girl

Mar 22nd, 2007, 07:46 AM

when i have crunchy guys try lines on me...or worse try and talk with me, i let them talk.
and i look around at other things...or look bored...
i don't really respond to them, and they get the point and leave.

i'm not very good at having conversations with random guys.

i think i look scary too, so try to look bored and pissed.

maybe tell them that their conversation bores you, and then turn away.

minbo

Mar 22nd, 2007, 01:10 PM

dammit, i just want a guy who'll hold my hand in public, won't make me pay for dinner or buy gifts all the time, won't tell me i'm fat, and is nice to me.

is that too much to ask for...!?

Like I said, your stated requirements are a little rare....

Makulita

Mar 22nd, 2007, 10:59 PM

D: 21 na ako!

And mental anguish never works on the stupid. Because you really have to be their kind of stupid in order to hurt them and that never works. Especially if you can't stoop down there anymore.

Potential threat of bodily harm or having the presence like that works best on stupid. Its why its more effective to clean your fingernails with a knife tip.

Or get a mean-spirited pomeranian and keep it around all the time.

angi

Mar 23rd, 2007, 12:05 AM

hehehe a nutt nipper...great one!

silkie

Mar 23rd, 2007, 12:06 AM

that never works. Especially if you can't stoop down there anymore.

Potential threat of bodily harm or having the presence like that works best on stupid. Its why its more effective to clean your fingernails with a knife tip.

Or get a mean-spirited pomeranian and keep it around all the time.

:D:D:D:D

1) Hey babe...
http://images.imagesource.com/preview/wmcomps/IS708-022.jpg

2) I would love to have 1/2 hr. with you on that bed...
http://www.losangelesfurniture.com/images/wa_aspen_iron_bed_lg.jpg

3) DIU LE LO MOU!!!
http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/STK/STK004/RPP1100.jpg

4) AH!!!!
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2/tda-pics/2006/2006-09/dog_attack.jpg

Makulita

Mar 23rd, 2007, 03:31 AM

It has to be a pomeranian because its more humiliating that way for a cute little dog to rip into a grown man's ass.

evil_FUX

Mar 23rd, 2007, 04:36 AM

Hahah, that was awesome silkie.

maogirl

Mar 23rd, 2007, 11:58 AM

ooh! now i want a chihuahua!

Like I said, your stated requirements are a little rare....

:(

nottyboy

Mar 23rd, 2007, 01:43 PM

i said, "you look like 5 minutes or less" but you know what, he didn't even get embarrassed! he was laughing and said it was cute.

A lot of times, something like that could be taken as a challenge, or even as sexual banter (depending on how it's said, but some people can't look at the subtleties). If I didn't want to sexually encourage someone, I'd take out any sexual context out of the interaction. Or just ignore completely, as someone else said. Sometimes I think indifference can be more hurtful than showing someone they got to you.

nottyboy

Mar 23rd, 2007, 01:51 PM

And if they're just dense, persistent without shame, then you're kinda out of luck and might have to get the bouncers involved, or someone.

kwak76

Mar 24th, 2007, 12:32 AM

It could also be asian women stereotype.

One of the negative asian women stereotype is that asian women are easy for white guys.

I remeber when I was in South Korea in 2004 and seeing white boys (esl teachers) hit on any Korean girls. These white boys assumed that because they are in Asia they felt entitled to everything. So I think for some expats they see the stereotype and no matter how many times you say "no" they "I'm white I deserved this lotus blossom", so therefore will not give up.

maogirl

Mar 24th, 2007, 09:29 AM

well, i fucked up with another cutie last night. he sat across from me and looked and looked and looked and didn't do anything. and i did smile at him and all that shit. eh, what's the use.

however, i do have a pretty cute/funny story. i was watching something on my laptop at starbucks and this hk guy and his 11-year-old kid (maybe younger) came in. and next thing i knew, i turned around and saw the kid was standing behind me watching my laptop, too. i was really startled, which the dad noticed, and he scolded his kid in canto and said, "don't bother older sister like that, it's rude."

and the kid answers in american english, "she's not my sister, she's my girlfriend."

HAHAHAHA!

aww, that was kind of cute. but seriously, you asian americans really need to stay away from me.

Scowl

Mar 24th, 2007, 09:41 PM

I've got it.

I just thought of this while I was in the bathroom, where I get all my best ideas. Get a squirt gun - one of those really small ones so you can carry it around in your purse. Fill it with cat piss. Put it in a ziploc bag or something similar in case it leaks. The next time some dude gives you a shitty line, squirt him and say, "No, you smell like cat pee."

averagejoette

Mar 24th, 2007, 10:21 PM

look at him square in the eye, contort your face, and scream "I'm a warrior from outer space!" and flail your arms wildly. This should repel that gweilo and any other people in the bar/and or starbucks. If they still don't get it, add animal sound effects. A friend of mine did this once, it worked pretty well. The guy just backed away really slowly.

Tyger Durden

Mar 24th, 2007, 10:29 PM

Have you thought of simply wearing a ring on your finger and saying you're happily married?

that is, by far, the most used technique i've heard used by my female friends. They wear it to ward/scare off guys and they slip off the ring and move it to a different finger or remove it completely when they do see someone they are interested in.

try it, you might like it. It's very simple in technique.

Makulita

Mar 25th, 2007, 12:27 AM

...But that's going to repel the other guys you'd want to bother you.

The plan is flawed.

minbo

Mar 25th, 2007, 02:09 AM

Another problem is that some guys could give less than two shits about a woman being married. Same for some women and married men.

DijabutiA

Mar 25th, 2007, 05:24 PM

Aiyah! Voice too girly mah, smoke more cigarette!

maogirl

Mar 26th, 2007, 09:33 AM

Aiyah! Voice too girly mah, smoke more cigarette!

TSK! you want the bed to smell like smoke when you stay over?

and i can't help my voice...the women of my family all have pathetically girly voices and macho vocabularies to compensate.

kikiandlala

Mar 26th, 2007, 11:29 PM

Hmm, Maogirl. Was the dude hitting on you the type of creep that can't make it back in his homeland and would slag women of his ethnicity for (understandably) not giving him the time of day?

Have you tried calling them out their ACTUAL physical flaws or personality disorders?

I've seen skeleton dudes with blast crater pock-marks, glasses thicker than telescopes and heavyweight wrestler body odour come up and hit on women with strutting and chest puffing because the women were too polite to call them out. Let's face it women got screwed over culturally everywhere when they've taught since school age to "let him down nicely".

Scrawny guy with a tattoo? Damn the guy's obviously a prison bitch who can't get work back home unless it's on his back with his ankles at his ears and getting passed around for a cigarette. You know it, he knows it and his shower buddies certainly know it.

Fat guy with greasy hair? Half an hour in bed with you, yeah right - you were being kind when you said he wouldn't last 30 seconds. Fatfuck like him couldn't get it up since puberty with all that lard strangling peewee to death for years. Forget sexual encounters, walking to the fridge without keeling over from a heart attack is a daily miracle. And when the BBC was talking about morbidly obese people so fat that X-Rays weren't penetrating the blubber layer, they were using him as an example.

Vacant pretty boy with the blank stare? Sybian bouncing metrosexual and he ain't so pretty once he forgets to apply the foundation and you start noticing the liver spots and wattling on his neck.

You got the creeps, you see the creeps. You see their flaws, they know their flaws. It's not like American Idol either where people are thinking their cracking voices and corpse-stiff dance moves are the best. There's no saying "Oh I'm really just big-boned" when your gut is hanging to your knees and you got to tuck it between your buttcheeks. So give them the truth and nothing but the truth.
If they were prize material, they wouldn't have to cross an ocean to go skirt-chasing.

maogirl

Mar 27th, 2007, 08:23 AM

If they were prize material, they wouldn't have to cross an ocean to go skirt-chasing.

this is already take for granted lah

Le Sheng Liu

Mar 28th, 2007, 03:54 AM

Hmmm if you wanna belittle someone u really need to know what their weaknesses are, so it would be hard with a stranger.

wuwei

Mar 28th, 2007, 08:20 PM

This

is

Sparta.

DijabutiA

Mar 28th, 2007, 11:13 PM

TSK! you want the bed to smell like smoke when you stay over?

and i can't help my voice...the women of my family all have pathetically girly voices and macho vocabularies to compensate.

I thought you shower before you sleep? Smoke outside!

maogirl

Mar 29th, 2007, 04:28 AM

tsk! it's dangerous outside. it's flying cockroach season again :(

whynot

Apr 23rd, 2007, 12:35 AM

Some guys are born with balls of steel, nothing much you can do about it except /ignore.

Lum

Apr 23rd, 2007, 06:58 AM

Maogirl: I've heard that the best way to make a man uncomfortable is to stare at his hairline. Most guys are terrified of going bald.

kwak76

Apr 24th, 2007, 10:42 PM

kimtae

Apr 25th, 2007, 12:07 AM

Walk over, act like your going to flirt with him, lean in and then recoil suddenly while saying, "eww, you smell like cheese." Walk away.

Lum

Apr 25th, 2007, 12:40 AM

lum,

Not true. I work with a guy who is bald already. He is spanish background and decided to shave all his hair. Women love him with his bald head. Maybe in Asia it is different but here in the states there are some women who love the Mr. Clean look.

Well results may vary I suppose. But even a guy who shaves his head would like to think he can grow it all back if he wants to. Don't you watch Seinfeld? :D

Hadouken

May 4th, 2007, 04:23 AM

maogirl

May 5th, 2007, 08:06 AM

You know, this is pretty funny because Maogirl reminds me of another girl from Hong Kong that I met a few years back. She was relatively new here and couldn't speak English that well although she could read and write much better. Nevertheless, the first time we went out she gave me all kinds of shit. Now, I intentionally baited her, just to see if she's as tough as she seemed on the internet, and boy she returned it in spades. Normally, I enjoy a bit of banter and I consider myself pretty good at taking it as well as I can dish out, but this girl left me at a complete loss of words more times than I could remember with anybody else. I wonder if all women from Hong Kong can be so shameless and straightforward, or is it just a coincidence?

what i learned from hadouken today:

1) all chicks from hong kong are alike
2) chicks who are smarter and wittier than hadouken MUST be shameless
3) hadouken likes to make assumptions about shit he doesn't know jack about OR
4) hadouken needs to take some hooked on phonics lessons like the other fucking morons on this forum

listen, dumbass, i'm not even from hong kong.

oh, yah i speeek velly bad engrish lah i got velly stlong accent don't talk so good engrish like asian amelikan only type good

Hadouken

May 5th, 2007, 03:00 PM

what i learned from hadouken today:

1) all chicks from hong kong are alike
2) chicks who are smarter and wittier than hadouken MUST be shameless
3) hadouken likes to make assumptions about shit he doesn't know jack about OR
4) hadouken needs to take some hooked on phonics lessons like the other fucking morons on this forum

listen, dumbass, i'm not even from hong kong.

oh, yah i speeek velly bad engrish lah i got velly stlong accent don't talk so good engrish like asian amelikan only type good

I think I'm now the reigning ass on this forum. :) That wasn't so hard. Every guy with stereotypes in his head is bound to say something stupid within two or three sentences. That response is better than any one line insult.

ZhuBaJie

May 5th, 2007, 07:48 PM

oh, yah i speeek velly bad engrish lah i got velly stlong accent don't talk so good engrish like asian amelikan only type good

can you record yourself saying that and send it my way? it's such a turn-on. even better if you can do that in Singlish instead.

Hadouken

May 6th, 2007, 01:57 AM

what i learned from hadouken today:

1) all chicks from hong kong are alike
2) chicks who are smarter and wittier than hadouken MUST be shameless
3) hadouken likes to make assumptions about shit he doesn't know jack about OR
4) hadouken needs to take some hooked on phonics lessons like the other fucking morons on this forum

listen, dumbass, i'm not even from hong kong.

oh, yah i speeek velly bad engrish lah i got velly stlong accent don't talk so good engrish like asian amelikan only type good

You should come visit the great U.S. I know how you Hong Kong girls love to meet American men. Don't worry if your English is not so good. I can show you around, even introduce you to some of my white male friends who would love to meet such a strong-spirited flower from the orient.