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Dialectic
Sep 23rd, 2005, 03:57 PM
He is often mean to me and monitors when I go online.
cattygurl
Sep 23rd, 2005, 05:32 PM
Ah D, it's lurrrrrrve.

He's just worried about your *koff* well-being. He doesn't want to taint the delicate heart that is you.
KeJia Sista
Sep 27th, 2005, 08:25 PM
Lopan be nice to your brother!
Ke Jia
KeJia Sista
Sep 27th, 2005, 08:26 PM
Don't make me have to come in there!
Ke Jia
maogirl
Sep 28th, 2005, 01:11 AM
lopan wears DKNY.
Dialectic
Sep 28th, 2005, 10:08 AM
More like ESPRIT!

(Not enough! More mocking!!!)
ellencho
Sep 28th, 2005, 10:19 AM
Lopan puts soy sauce on his rice! (how's that?)
JadeDragon
Sep 28th, 2005, 11:32 AM
Lopan has a teddy bear that he still kisses every night before he sleeps.
toml
Sep 28th, 2005, 01:26 PM
More like ESPRIT!

(Not enough! More mocking!!!)

Hey! Esprit has some really nice clothes! Too bad their menswear is only in Asia.
maogirl
Sep 28th, 2005, 03:21 PM
Hey! Esprit has some really nice clothes! Too bad their menswear is only in Asia.


oh. my. god.

*crosses toml off list of acceptable asian american men*


lopan hangs out with brit expats at devil's advocate in wan chai...and he loves it.
Dialectic
Sep 28th, 2005, 03:24 PM
Ahhh, this is more like it! I'm proud of y'all, particularly ks, e-cho, JadeD, and mg. toml, check yo'self. Esprit indeed.

Please continue.
Makulita
Sep 28th, 2005, 10:19 PM
...Uhhh..


Lopan's funny. Funny-lookin'.
kimtae
Sep 28th, 2005, 10:41 PM
Lopan, you got a string hanging off your t-shirt sleeve there, wait, oh, sorry, that's just your arm.
toml
Sep 28th, 2005, 11:31 PM
Hey! Esprit has some really nice clothes! Too bad their menswear is only in Asia.

oh. my. god.

*crosses toml off list of acceptable asian american men*

Yeah, yeah, yeah... that's what you said last time... and yet I always seem to make it back on your list. Puh-leeze :roll:

*brushes lint of Esprit shirt & G2000 slacks.*
Infectious
Sep 29th, 2005, 12:30 AM
Lopan's mom goes to college!
fatmaneatschild
Sep 29th, 2005, 02:17 AM
He is often mean to me and monitors when I go online.

What the fuuuuuuucck?? As admin of this site, could you please stop being so feminine? Now I now where PKC's gay jokes come from :P :P :P
maogirl
Sep 29th, 2005, 03:00 AM
Yeah, yeah, yeah... that's what you said last time... and yet I always seem to make it back on your list. Puh-leeze :roll:

*brushes lint of Esprit shirt & G2000 slacks.*


:cry: you're like an std, i can't get rid of you.

G2000!!!!

*a piece of my soul dies*
maogirl
Sep 29th, 2005, 03:03 AM
oh, and lopan drank the free tea at cha chaan tengs in hong kong.
kimtae
Sep 29th, 2005, 03:38 AM
I heeard he was using the free hot water at HK Disney to brew his own tea.
JadeDragon
Sep 29th, 2005, 11:29 AM
I heeard he was using the free hot water at HK Disney to brew his own tea.

Not only that, but he would fill buckets to use as bathwater.
toml
Sep 29th, 2005, 02:22 PM
I think he secretly loves .NET and all of Microsoftís other wonderful goodies.
toml
Sep 29th, 2005, 02:31 PM
:cry: you're like an std, i can't get rid of you.

G2000!!!!

*a piece of my soul dies*

:lol:

I gotta admit though, the Asian sizes are crazy.

My waist size is 34 in the States, but over there, I'm a 36! Sheesh.
maogirl
Sep 29th, 2005, 02:59 PM
:lol:

I gotta admit though, the Asian sizes are crazy.

My waist size is 34 in the States, but over there, I'm a 36! Sheesh.


i just don't look at the tags anymore...it hurts my self-esteem too much.


ps. lopan sticks his chopsticks upright into his bowl of rice! :shock:
ellencho
Sep 29th, 2005, 03:28 PM
ps. lopan sticks his chopsticks upright into his bowl of rice! Shocked
And then he writes his name in RED!
evil_FUX
Sep 29th, 2005, 06:33 PM
I think he secretly loves .NET and all of Microsoftís other wonderful goodies.

Dude, quit hating on .NET /OT

Anyways, I hear lopan really idolizes Steven Seagal.
lopan
Oct 19th, 2005, 03:17 PM
He is often mean to me and monitors when I go online.

I can't believe this. A whole thread mocking me??! This is so low, dude. Real low.

I'm ashamed of you all. After all i've done for you people. The redesign, the php support, the downloads, the gallery... The fact that i've created this HAVEN of Asian American free-expression from my bare hands -- skillful hands born from a lineage of chinese tradesman dating back to when my great grandfather came to this country to BUILD this railroad!

Is this all it takes to turn on me? One little inflection from DIARETIC (there's a reason he's known as the 'stealth' bomber, folks), one little wave of his pinky, or nod of his head, and all of a sudden it's a Lopan-free for all?

Now I know how Saddam Hussein feels.

Or that guy, on that boat, when his whole crew mutinied. You know, that guy.

... and this:

Anyways, I hear lopan really idolizes Steven Seagal.

... this goes straight to my heart. Sure, i might write my name in red. Sure, i might drink the free tea at the ChaChaanTengs. There may even be a few occasions when I wear Esprit.

But I draw the line at Steven Seagal worship. That's just not cool, EvilFux. Not cool at all. You should know better than that.

I am very disappointed in each and everyone of you. Your MOTHERS would be disappointed at the way you've all behaved.

Stay tuned. I'm gonna get me some payback. :twisted:
lopan
Oct 19th, 2005, 03:55 PM
I think he secretly loves .NET and all of Microsoftís other wonderful goodies.

... And to Toml, my only defender, my Esprit-brother. To have you turn tail and call me out with MICROSOFT??

That is a kick to my groin, and a kick to the groin to all my beloved Apple products. Have you no self-respect?? Monkey steals the peach, indeed.
Dialectic
Oct 19th, 2005, 05:13 PM
Y'all see what I'm saying? He is mean and vengeful. After all I do for him, making him stronger and more resilient. I feel like George Bush Sr.
toml
Oct 20th, 2005, 01:40 AM
... And to Toml, my only defender, my Esprit-brother. To have you turn tail and call me out with MICROSOFT??

That is a kick to my groin, and a kick to the groin to all my beloved Apple products. Have you no self-respect?? Monkey steals the peach, indeed.

http://img153.exs.cx/img153/6906/36143vb.gif
evil_FUX
Oct 20th, 2005, 03:41 AM
... and this:

[quote=evil_FUX] Anyways, I hear lopan really idolizes Steven Seagal.

... this goes straight to my heart. Sure, i might write my name in red. Sure, i might drink the free tea at the ChaChaanTengs. There may even be a few occasions when I wear Esprit.

But I draw the line at Steven Seagal worship. That's just not cool, EvilFux. Not cool at all. You should know better than that.


Yeah, looking back those were pretty harsh words. However, I was only following Dialectic's order per the behaviour discovered in the Milgram experiment. :?