love my ass, welcome my ass

[little mixed girl]

welcome to the fiesta, show me your body shakin'~
if you hear me say 'woo'~

seriously though...i don't make welcome posts because they are decidedly NOT cool, and especially since 1/2 the people here know me already...but whatever...

now first thing is to listen to the sound of penii shriveling and committing mass suicide...you know who you are, it's a wonderful sound :wink:

next, dialectic-person, i've read the rules lover :-* <--that's a kiss

followed by: just cuz your name is different on MM doesn't mean that i don't know who you are. keep that in mind...you know who you are :wink: tee hee...
=/

i was going to have a mixed girl q & a, but i figured meh...maybe...maybe not.

finally, am i on a forum that's witty enough to take my dry humor and sarcasim? cuz...really now...really...
really...now...i hate anorexic lumberjack hippie 500lbs midget transvestite hooker meth-head welfare O.C. living, baldies like the next person.
but not as much as i hate california...

and just to piss everyone off:
korea is spelled with a 'k' not a 'c' assholes! >(

and i'm not asian...since ppl on MM got their panties in a twist and sand in their vaginas...but i'm not bring the beef, no way.
i'm bringing the love...and cookies.

*sigh*...i'm going home =/

[Dialectic]

Whassup lmg, welcome to the 44s, glad to have you aboard!

Um, never really welcomed someone who's done her homework already ... you've totally co-opted my flava here :P

Anyway thanks for joining, we look forward to your posts, and please do abuse the MMers as much as you like! (following the Rules of Engagement, of course :D )

[Altaira]

I voted for the "I love LMG" because the sexual abuse is for the guys, yes? Welcome :)

[Pimp Kim Chee]

i hate anorexic lumberjack hippie 500lbs midget transvestite hooker meth-head welfare O.C. living, baldies like the next person.

HAH! YOU JUST STUMBLED UPON ONE OF D'S DARK FETISHES. DONT EVEN ATTEMPT TO DENY IT, SON.

PKC,
HACKED INTO D'S SYSTEM IN 2004 AND CAME ACROSS MPEGS YOU WOULDNT BELIEVE, PLAYA.

[2muchtv]

"Love my ass, Welcome my ass."

I guess "Worship my ass" is next, hmm?

Time to let The Gimp out of the trunk.... :wink:

[little mixed girl]

I voted for the "I love LMG" because the sexual abuse is for the guys, yes? Welcome :)
all for the guys, yup that's true 8)
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dialectic, we should all try to get a good feel of a forum before joining.
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mr.pimp, i would like DVR copies of that for my own personal use.
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2muchtv, you might be psychic. i was trying to decide between 'worship my ass' and 'call me mistress'.
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haHA, 2 ppl voted that they hate me :lol:
i bet i know who they are too haha~
if you're going to hate me, at least leave a reply like a man :P

[wzhao553]

Hello, dear. How are you? You know I ain't got nothing but love for you.

[little mixed girl]

Hello, dear. How are you? You know I ain't got nothing but love for you.
hey there, i thought i recognized that name 8)

i see that 3 ppl hate me now :lol:

[dragon]

'Sup sexy 8)

[little mixed girl]

'Sup sexy 8)
sup there~
i need a list of who i abused, and who likes it like that.
so many ppl.
i don't wanna be abusing the ppl that hate me on accident hee hee

[wzhao553]

Hello, dear. How are you? You know I ain't got nothing but love for you.
hey there, i thought i recognized that name 8)

i see that 3 ppl hate me now :lol:

Hey now, you know I had nothing to do with that. :lol: And by the way, I think your poll is missing an "All of the Above" option. I would have been all over that.

[Dialectic]

Whassup wz553, welcome to the 44s, glad to have you aboard!

I don't understand what's happening in this thread, and I like it!

Also, da pimp likes gnomes.

[angi]

welcome missy

[silkie]

next, dialectic-person, i've read the rules lover :-* <--that's a kiss



I wonder why Dialetic likes this thread....

[Infectious]

'Sup sexy 8)
sup there~
i need a list of who i abused, and who likes it like that.
so many ppl.
i don't wanna be abusing the ppl that hate me on accident hee hee

Why not?

Welcome, lmg, wz553

[cattygurl]

Welcome everybody :D

[Pimp Kim Chee]

Also, da pimp likes gnomes.

YOU TAKIN DAT SHIT OUTA CONTEXT, D. I SAID I LIKES DEM LAWN ORNAMENT GNOMES CAUSE DAY LIKE DA WORKIN MAN'S GARGOYLE SPITTIN HARDCORE SHIT LIKE, "FUCK WIT ME, AND IM GONNA KNOCK YOU DA FUCK OUT WIT MA 300YR OLD CANE AND DEN TAKE YOU DOWN TO MA UNDERGROUND LAIR WHERE MA COUSINS IS GONNA BEAT YOU TO DEAF WIT DAY SIZE 0.25 SHOES, HOMIE."

PKC,
NEVER DISRESPECTS MYTHICAL CREATURES MADE OF TERRACOTTA.

[cattygurl]

If you don't like gnomes, that means you're a troll!

[wzhao553]

Whassup wz553, welcome to the 44s, glad to have you aboard!

I don't understand what's happening in this thread, and I like it!

Also, da pimp likes gnomes.

Thanks, D! Can I call you D? Thanks.

I think LMG just had too much to drink or something. I'm just trying to get in on the action while I still can.

[Dialectic]

Everyone calls me D!

I wonder why Dialetic likes this thread....

Oh I certainly enjoyed the virtual kiss, but believe me, that's not nearly enough to win me over! You'd have to do like PKC did when he paid homage, but that would involve a weathered garden gnome, 3 ft of twine, and two balloon animals: a giraffe and poodle.

[dragon]

NEVER DISRESPECTS MYTHICAL CREATURES MADE OF TERRACOTTA.

As right! You stay messin' wit' plenny strong mana dat you no can even staht fo' comprehend yet, ah?

[JadeDragon]

Oh I certainly enjoyed the virtual kiss, but believe me, that's not nearly enough to win me over! You'd have to do like PKC did when he paid homage, but that would involve a weathered garden gnome, 3 ft of twine, and two balloon animals: a giraffe and poodle.

Hmm, you certainly weren't that picky about the balloon animals last night. Oh, wait, I was the one holding the whip... :P

[xian]

BEST. THREAD. EVER.

[Pimp Kim Chee]

You'd have to do like PKC did when he paid homage, but that would involve a weathered garden gnome, 3 ft of twine, and two balloon animals: a giraffe and poodle.

LISTEN MUTHAFUCKA, DAT WAS AN ORIGINAL PERFORMANCE ART PIECE DAT I WORKED ON FOR 2 FUCKIN YRS, INCLUDIN A 4MONTH STAY IN DA ROCKIES AT A HIPPIE COLLECTIVE WHERE DAY HAD BUDS BIGGER DAN YO UGLY ASS FACE.

PKC,
NOT SURPRISED D EQUATES HIGH-MINDED ART WIT CUM DRIPPERS 6.

[Dialectic]

Hmm, you certainly weren't that picky about the balloon animals last night. Oh, wait, I was the one holding the whip... :P

One can't be picky when one has been blindsided and tied down :P

LISTEN MUTHAFUCKA, DAT WAS AN ORIGINAL PERFORMANCE ART PIECE DAT I WORKED ON FOR 2 FUCKIN YRS, INCLUDIN A 4MONTH STAY IN DA ROCKIES AT A HIPPIE COLLECTIVE WHERE DAY HAD BUDS BIGGER DAN YO UGLY ASS FACE.

PKC,
NOT SURPRISED D EQUATES HIGH-MINDED ART WIT CUM DRIPPERS 6.

The hippies lied to you, PKC. I didn't have the heart to tell you at the time 'cause you were so into it (I'll never forget your climactic "KUM - BAI - YAAAAAAAAAH, BIATCH"), but it's questionable whether doing A Midsummer Night's Dream pantsless with sock puppets on your hands may be considered legitimate performance art.

[Pimp Kim Chee]

I didn't have the heart to tell you at the time 'cause you were so into it (I'll never forget your climactic "KUM - BAI - YAAAAAAAAAH, BIATCH"), but it's questionable whether doing A Midsummer Night's Dream pantsless with sock puppets on your hands may be considered legitimate performance art.

FOR A PERSON WHO HAS A CIRCLE JERK OF ANOTOMICALLY CORRECT G.I. JOES AS A CENTERPIECE TO HIS DINING ROOM TABLE, ILL TAKE DAT AS A COMPLIMENT.

PKC,
DOESNT ORDER "SPECIALTY" TOYS FROM JAPAN.

[angi]

i want a circle jerk gi joe centerpeice for my table.

im so fucking jealous i could scream...or something.

[little mixed girl]

there's nothing but LOVE in this thread.
the haters are in the corner...hating...like the haters they are.

can i offer someone a drink?
soju?
sake?
henessy?
crack?

nothing but love~~ :oops:
but make sure your pay your child support on time!
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ahh, but i feel the love now...but later...later ppl will be bringing the hate :evil: :x

[DijabutiA]

"Love my ass, Welcome my ass."

I guess "Worship my ass" is next, hmm?

Time to let The Gimp out of the trunk.... :wink:

I like the booty...

you cant drink crack silly! :oops:

[KeJia Sista]

Osiyo, ni hao and welcome!
Ke Jia