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toml
Dec 9th, 2004, 12:32 PM
Got this from Slashdot:

"Researchers find that men who place portable computers on their laps are inadvertently raising the temperature of their scrotums -- and possibly damaging their sperm."

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/national/202937_hsecond09.html

cattygurl
Dec 9th, 2004, 11:05 PM
That's awesome!!!!

I'm attaching a laptop permanently to the lap of my significant other.

toml
Dec 10th, 2004, 02:29 AM
That's awesome!!!!

I'm attaching a laptop permanently to the lap of my significant other.

Ok, something's not right...I sent this link to several friends and you are the FIFTH female to say that!



*now I'm scared to go to sleep.....

cattygurl
Dec 10th, 2004, 04:25 AM
Sorry, toml.

I can get pregnant, but has a high risk of miscarriage AND ALSO pregnancy has a very high risk of causing long-term health consequences at best, or possibly fatal. As a result, my docs, family and myself have concluded that I will not be having biological children.

SO... as a woman that can get pregnant but can't carry pregnancy to term without risking my life...

low sperm count is a bee-yoo-tee-ful thing.

toml
Dec 10th, 2004, 12:57 PM
that sucks. I'm really sorry to hear that.

cattygurl
Dec 10th, 2004, 09:19 PM
All right...

now, I need someone to donate me a laptop. C'mon... my health is at risk here...

Thank you, Toml. No need to be sorry. I was just born that way... whaddyado? :?

Taliesin Stormheller
Dec 10th, 2004, 11:08 PM
Hah! This rules because it will reduce the geek/loser/pedophile birthrate.

JadeDragon
Dec 11th, 2004, 04:42 AM
And that of strong, sexy Asian men too.