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Dialectic
Jul 27th, 2004, 06:52 PM
Not so long ago, a participant calling himself "Angry White Man" came to out site and launched a barely-coherent attack against me.

Instead of engaging with intelligence and wit, he decided to be a dumbass and try to hurt us. He tried to fuck with us. This was our response:

Warning to The Fighting44s:

We believe that this "Angry White Man" resides in the Brooklyn/ Flatbush area within a two mile radius of latitude 40.6594, longitude -73.9625, just a little south of the Ocean Ave. / Empire Blvd. intersection.

Knowing his location and IP address (69.22.237.12), local Brooklyn ISPs can easily be approached and his identity determined if he continues to exhibit bigoted and/or closed-minded behavior here.

We issue this warning because we believe him to be dangerous and want our members fully informed about potentially destructive participants on our site.

We will release this information as a warning to our members about anyone we deem a racist, asiaphile, troll, or otherwise dangerous.

We keep our shit tightly controlled, and we have some of the smartest motherfuckers on the continent working with US. Do NOT fuck with us.

angi
Jul 27th, 2004, 07:32 PM
You gots mad skills.

So...

Where do I live?

:)

PS Not commenting on Angry White Dumbass because he isn't worth the itty bit of effort it takes to make a comment

Dialectic
Jul 27th, 2004, 07:36 PM
Fighting44s would like to emphasize that we do not make a regular habit of tracing the IPs of our participants. AWM was the first one we ever did, and then I also did Tojo and Peril 'cause I already know where they live and I wanted to test the system (but I really included Peril 'cause I enjoy annoying him in any thread I can).

Pimp Kim Chee
Jul 27th, 2004, 08:29 PM
D IS EVERYWHERE AND NOWHERE ALL AT ONCE, BUT IF YOU GOTS SKILLZ YOU CAN CATCH HIM WHILE HE CREEPIN SOMETIMES. CASE IN POINT: ONE TIME I WAS WALKIN THROUGH DA PARK MINDIN MY OWN WHEN I GOTS DA SICK SENSE DAT SOMEONE WAS FOLLOWIN ME. SO I CLOSED MY EYES, CHANNELED MY ANCESTRAL TAI CHI SHIT, AND FELT A PAIR OF SLANTY EYES STARIN RIGHT AT MA AZN ASS FROM BEHIND, 200YRDS BACK OR SO, ABOUT S/SW IN DIRECTION. I WASNT ABOUT TO LET DIS PREDATOR STALK MA AZN ASS NO MORE, SO I SCREAMED OUT "YAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!" AND SPUN AROUND WIT A QUICKNESS EXPECTIN TO BLOCK DA 200 POISON TIPPED ARROWS AND THROWIN STARS MA PREDATOR HAD AIMED AT MA LONE TIGER ASS. I DIDNT SEE SHIT AT FIRST SO I STARTED SCANNIN DA HORIZON. RIGHT AT DAT MOMENT, I CAUGHT A GLIMPSE OF A BALD AZN MUTHAFUCKA WIT BUSHY EYEBROWS PEEPIN AT ME FROM BEHIND A TREE OFF IN DA DISTANCE. I STARTED RUNNIN TOWARDS HIM AND YELLIN, "D? D, IS DAT YOU?" BUT BEFORE I COULD GET CLOSE, DAT MUTHAFUCKA THREW SOMETHIN TO DA GROUND DAT BLEW UP INTO A THICK CLOUD OF SMOKE AND BY DA TIME I REACHED WHERE HE WAS, HE WAS GONE.

DIS SHIT HAPPENS TO ME, AND I AINT EVEN GOTS BEEF WIT D. TREAD WITH CAUTION, YO.

Dialectic
Jul 28th, 2004, 01:35 AM
Now y'all got to understand something. I am by nature a peace-loving individual. But being wise to the ways of the world, I have honed my keen senses to be prepared for trouble at any time, in any place. So one day I'm chillin' in the park, feeding pigeons and gettin' my game on with a CUTE-AS-FUCK jogger with bounce in ALL THE RIGHT PLACES, when I suddenly feel another STRONG AZN PRESENCE in the vicinity.

I raise my head and look to the sky, like "oh shit, something's goin' down." So I accelerate my game and this chick tells me her number, but I don't write it down or nothin' 'cause I got a system to memorize that shit (I take the numbers, associate them with consonant sounds, turn those into images and link them together), and then I wait for this fine-ass girl to look away for just a moment, and like a floater at the corner of the eye, when she looks back expectin' to see my fine visage, I'm into the fuckin' bushes WITHOUT A TRACE.

So I channel my ancestral tai chi shit, and that's when I know the other dude has been alerted to my presence. But whoever this fucker is, he's good, 'cause he can mask his intentions. So I duck behind this old-as-fuck maple tree to contemplate my next move when I hear this rumbling bass voice going "D? D IS DAT YOU?" and I realize it's the PIMP. But I don't wanna interact with him at this time 'cause everytime we do, we and any women in our vicinity end up HIGH AS FUCK and the cops, the club owners, and Asscroft himself inevitably get involved. So I threw my smoke shit to the ground and got the fuck out of there before our combined presence compelled us to cause troubles, as it always does.

Me and PKC, our eyes see all. Our minds know all. There's nowhere you motherfuckers can hide.

angrykoreanman
Aug 23rd, 2004, 01:40 AM
That is just so f-ing cool. You guys really showed him! Ha! It's nice to see you guys have the teeth to back up your bark. That is some genuine fighting 44's spirit there. Good job.