Oh Shit missmel is romancing Tojo and Dialectic

[evil_FUX]

Which man will come will gain her love? Who will come out on top? Which man is more man than man? All this and more on pay per view for only twenty five ninety nine!

[VeryAngry]

Isn't this sort of juvenile? What are you really trying to say? (I'm not good at taking hints) Are you trying to cuntblock MisMel, or are you trying to cockblock General Tojo and Dialectic? If you are, what's your intention in doing is this? Ethically speaking, shouldn't people's personal affairs not be spoken about as if it were entertainment? Wouldn't you appreciate the discretion if you were in the picture?

43 more questions to go and you win the prize!

[generaltojo]

Which man will come will gain her love? Who will come out on top? Which man is more man than man? All this and more on pay per view for only twenty five ninety nine!

Hm, based on mel's xanga spews (http://www.xanga.com/item.aspx?user=missmel&tab=weblogs&uid=94657667)on online dating, I think she knows "romancing" online personalities is futile at best... horrifying "Fatal Attraction"-stylez at worst. It's definitely what I learned reading 'em.

[VeryAngry]

NO-O-O-O-O!!!! HELP ME! I CANNOT RESIST! MUST....... ANALYZE.......... WHY....... GUY IS STUPID.

Even though I am only good at theory right now and am dying for inspiration, the TRUE LESSON is not that it is wrong not to have a picture, nor is it wrong to say you're looking for 'another' (unspecified), nor that yo're just out of a relationship.

The TRUE LESSON is that you demonstrate your value by showing it subtly and not overtly, you NEVER COMPLIMENT A WOMAN'S LOOKS, and above all the first effort is to break or slip past the Bitch Shield.

I could discuss the terminology and the theory behind all this, but really you should check out

www.sosuave.com
www.fastseduction.com
www.pickupguide.com

to hear from the masters, instead of a keyboard jockey.

All the more reason to take advice from people that actually get the goods, that from women just because of gender, or clueless moral fucks.

[generaltojo]

Naw, man, I think it's just jokes. I've been around the internut long enough to know that "romancing" online is probably one of the most ridiculous and fictional things you can get yourself into...

"Is it real? Or is it Memorex?"

[Dialectic]

HAHAHAHA!!! Oh man, I think Fux is jealous as a BIATCH, ha ha.

Also, if this useless thread goes much longer, it'll be locked down.

[evil_FUX]

hahah nah guys, I just wanted to give em, all in good fun, shit.

I just can't believe some of you guys tried looking for a deeper meaning haha

[VeryAngry]

SHUT UP!

:oops:

[.vhg//ALITA]

Awww I think VA needs some LOOOOOVE =P *comforts VeryAngry* =D

[missmel]

Which man will come will gain her love? Who will come out on top? Which man is more man than man? All this and more on pay per view for only twenty five ninety nine!

Puhaha, you forgot Lopan. I'm romancing Lopan, too. Romancing, of course, in the internet sense of the word. One far, far removed from any semblance of reality.

(In other words, in jest.)

Any marriage proposals are strictly rhetorical, for comic effect only. After all, Dialectic is really a Hungarian lesbian posing as a supercool Asian guy.

(C'mon, D. Don't lock down this thread!) :lol:

[evil_FUX]

After all, Dialectic is really a Hungarian lesbian posing as a supercool Asian guy.

hahah jacked. But what's harsh is that you're not even making the moves on poor shibalsheki or zhaogao. Come on missmel, show the core 44 how good your loving is. Xp

haha

[missmel]

After all, Dialectic is really a Hungarian lesbian posing as a supercool Asian guy.

hahah jacked. But what's harsh is that you're not even making the moves on poor shibalsheki or zhaogao. Come on missmel, show the core 44 how good your loving is. Xp

haha

He is! He told me so himself. I didn't mean to blow your cover or anything, D.

I can't make moves on shibalsheki or zhaogao bc I haven't had secret e-mail rendezvous with them yet. If they PM/ e-mail me spewing forth florid prose and declarations of my kickassness, I'll add them to my "to do" list. Not that I required that of Dialectic, Tojo, or Lopan. But it'd be nice.

[Dialectic]

For the record y'all, using my mad observant Sherlock Holmes skillz, I deduced that Missmel was a 280 lb White dude with a very convincing fantasy persona, and "she" totally confirmed this.

As for my Hungarian lesbian nature, this I cannot deny. But the best part? Right now I can TELL y'all about my true nature, and you STILL won't believe me. BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!

[angi]

Hairy lesbians & 280lb white boys are sexxxay.

[VeryAngry]

<Hugs Alita>

[missmel]

For the record y'all, using my mad observant Sherlock Holmes skillz, I deduced that Missmel was a 280 lb White dude with a very convincing fantasy persona, and "she" totally confirmed this.

As for my Hungarian lesbian nature, this I cannot deny. But the best part? Right now I can TELL y'all about my true nature, and you STILL won't believe me. BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!

It's 270 lbs. Get it right.

[Dialectic]

Nah I figured you gained weight stressin' out while I was gone ....

[missmel]

Nah I figured you gained weight stressin' out while I was gone ....

I've been trying to watch my boyish figure, jerk. You don't have to tell the world.