Mar 12, 2007

God Exists


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God exists. Note God’s new weapon of choice, the Kalishnakov AK-47.

God Exists

From Jesus Christ Superstore. Make sure to check out the other great figurines! Hilarious. The Islamic figurines are especially humorous.

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  1. #1

    lopan

    9:31 pm | Mar 12, 2007

    Note also his “hallowed cloak of invulnerability” which is equally as awesome in its own awesomeness.

  2. #2

    ellencho

    10:05 pm | Mar 12, 2007

    Go figure, everyone says Jesus was black, but his dad is white. If God’s supposed to be so omniscent then how come he couldn’t figure out what his woman’s been doing behind his back?

  3. #3

    vsoy

    10:27 pm | Mar 12, 2007

    It took me a second, but the Allah figurine is a sure profit maker: http://www.jesuschristsuperstore.net/lfigurespages/lfallah.html

  4. #4

    vsoy

    10:34 pm | Mar 12, 2007

    It took me a while, but the Allah action figure will be a sure profit maker:
    http://www.jesuschristsuperstore.net/lfigurespages/lfallah.html

    And am I the only one puzzled by the weapons accompanying the Buddhist figures?
    Magnum66 automatic Nirvana pistol for Buddha
    Tibetan terror’AK-12 automatic machine pistol,Magnum66 automatic Nirvana pistol (complete with transcendental silencer),also fire and forget self-enlightening laser for the Dalai Lama. The self-enlightening laser… hmm reminds me of a certain somebody.

  5. #5

    nskripchun

    5:15 am | Mar 17, 2007

    The picture is pretty blurry, but that’s not a very nice looking AK-47… folded buttstock?

    Looks more like a mutated H&K UMP45 or G36 with an insanely long silencer.

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