The Real Will Hung
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This Chinese equivalent of Cletus the slack-jawed yokel deserves all the criticism he gets: his presence will deny our generation, and those to come later, any possibility of a healthy sex life.
The state of Kansas has taken an unprecedented level of interest in him here:
http://www.kansas.com/mld/kansas/entertainment/gossip/8376574.htm
He is probably the second Chinaman anyone from Kansas has ever seen, the first being Mickey Rooney.
On with the show…
>THE REAL WILL HUNG
>Age: 21
Could have fooled me, but don’t sufferers of Down Syndrome have an ageless appearance.
>Birthplace: Hong Kong
Too easy.
>Major: Civil engineering
So he is in the one field of engineering that has had zero job opportunity for nearly 25 years! Sure electrical and computer engineers are not doing any better these days, but a large number of them were former civil engineering students. They all realized a civil engineering degree is the equivalent of a communications degree! For Will it may not have been choice: so many retards are not good at math (he’s not a savant), whereas any hick can draw with a straight-edge.
>Favorite type of songs: “Serious ballads”
>Favorite singers: Phil Collins, Elton John, the Eagles, Ricky Martin
I didn’t know people with Downs can be gay.
>Daily musts: An apple and orange juice
Only a child would crave juice above all else, once again proving my theory he has brain damage or an extra-special chromosome.
>Favorite video-game character: Astaroth
>I want to give this unique character to all my music.
Is he coming on to a video game character? The statement is so non-sensical, it must be laced with sexual subtext. What kind of person would get a hard-on for a video game character?
We should all know that answer now…
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